Copy Me, Unrequited
“Damn it!”
If I didn't get this piece of paper out soon, there'd be a Channel Two news story about how a copier killed a pedestrian after it was thrown from the building. Maybe I should just break the thing with my fists.
PharmaLite put in an emergency service request that morning since the company had a proposal to send out by the end of the day. It really shouldn’t be this hard to remove something so thin stuck between two itty bitty rollers. I gave it one final, mighty tug and suddenly it came loose, the momentum of which threw me backward so I landed heavily on the floor, legs up in the air. Thankfully, no one was there to witness this.
I heaved myself up, ego barely intact, and tossed the paper into the recycle bin. A final check revealed there were no more ro
