"Ah, Jesse. How are you, darling?" Clement said.
"I'm okay dad. We are both fine. What on earth do you think you’re doing? Take a look at yourself here and take a look at your sidekick Earl here. What did you hope to find? Oh, two dangerous convicts just escaped from some maximum-security prison. Big macho dad."
"We found you and this whacko together, that's what we found," Earl piped up.
"You fatso, keep your mouth shut. For that you had to get the dogs over here? We aren't criminals, dad; What were you thinking?"
"I was thinking of your safety, Jesse," Clement said.
"I'll tell you what you were thinking of, dad. You were thinking of my virginity. That and nothing else. Simple isn't it?"
"Virginity?" Earl asked. "Come on, give me a break. You've got to be kidding. Utica here? He cou
