“Ok back to your dream… spill the beans. I have had premonitions before and avoid the outcome if possible.”
“Don’t worry it wasn’t a premonition it was something else.”
“So, spill the beans.”
“I’m so glad we aren’t face to face right now. What is your favorite scent?”
“Don’t change the subject.”
“You know like Rose, lavender, vanilla, strawberry, etc. Not sure what you are talking about the subject was your favorite scent what is it?”
“Tell me about the dream.”
“It was interesting.”
“Ok spill it.”
“It was interesting. So glad you can’t see me right now. Favorite color and still waiting on the favorite scent.”
“I will answer your questions once you finish telling me.”
“I was reading a romance novel and then chatting with you before I went to bed. I had a very awakening dream. VERY VIVID.”
“Me and you?”
“Yes. Haven’t been able to sleep since. Now answer my questions.”
“Ok not a big thing to cause a fuss about. Favorite scent is vanilla. Favorite color is aqua blue.”
“Well, you weren’t in my head. You were just... never mind favorite food type?”
“What does that mean?”
“Favorite drink? Ignoring that question and moving on. Alcoholic and nonalcoholic drink? Favorite kind of snack type foods?”
“Is this out of readers digest or a women’s magazine? A lot of these depend on mood and have many variables.
I continued with the twenty questions until I was satisfied that I had all the answers I was seeking to make his birthday surprise something wonderful. It had broken my heart to hear him talk about never having a celebration just for him and I wanted to make this year something special for him. He kept telling me to breath and slow down. I told him that I liked to get everything in order I wanted to make this special for him.
“Here is something you can dream about tonight.”
“okay”
“Me rubbing your down your back, kissing every inch of your body. Me running my tongue all the way up your body.”
“Dang you. Not going to sleep tonight. When I’m texting you at midnight and three am it’s your fault.”
“Then you get to flip over onto your back while I rub you down with oil. Kissing you all over your body. Then when I get to your feet, I will run my tongue all the way up your body.”
“Your bad. I bet your enjoying this aren’t you? If you could see me, I need a VERY VERY cold shower right now.”
“I may be bad but not half as bad as I could be, or you would want me to be.”
“Again, I need a VERY, VERY, VERY cold shower.”
“I didn’t even do anything fun yet.”
“You’re enjoying this aren’t you?”
“I am your living romance novel. No need to pick up a book I will whisper sweet nothing in your ear.”
“Go to work”
“I am working”
“You are working all right. Getting me, all worked up. I still have a few weeks of recovery before I can act on it. You are the devil just so you know.”
“I could take your hand and start at your fingertips and kiss and kiss you all the way up to your neck and gently nibble on your ears. Oh, I wouldn’t stop there either. You have heard of 50 Shades of Gray? Well, this is 100 shades of blush.”
“No, I think it’s more than 100 right now. You are the devil today I should have never told you about that dream.”
“When I begin to kiss your body, I want you to count each kiss and stop me until I get to 1000. That’s the whole point of this you didn’t tell me about your dream so now you have to experience it. There is not enough cold water in all the icebergs to cool the flame that you ignited.”
“You are so going to pay for this. Not sure when or how but you will pay. Beginning to think that you are right about the icebergs right now. I haven’t been this hot and bothered in a long time and it’s your fault.”
“I can cool your thighs with soft licks of my tongue.”
“That’s not cooling anything.”
“Gently caress as you squirm in bed, my wet kisses as you beg me to stop and bam out of nowhere smacks to your butt just to let you know how much fun we are having.”
“You are not playing fair.”
“Life isn’t fair at least I haven’t tied you up yet. I haven’t tickled you with a feather. But don’t tempt me… that does sound like fun. Put a blind fold on you as I kiss, lick, and nibble you all over your body. Oh, you haven’t told me your safe word yet.”
“I really think you are enjoying this too much.”
“of course, as well as you should be to.”
“Oh, believe me my body is more than telling me.”
“I haven’t heard you say stop.”
“I know.”
“Running my fingers through your hair as I gently caress your face. I touch your lips with my fingertip gently teasing you.”
“Now I have to remember to breathe. I’m terribly overheated here and even my air conditioner isn’t helping.”
“As I bite on your lower lip my hand will glide down your body.”
“Have you been reading my novels?”
“Nope but I could write one with you as the main character.”
“Oh, hole smokes I need a cigarette just reading your messages. You are definitely making me forget I’m shy when it comes to my body.”
“I haven’t even gotten to the good stuff yet.”
“You really don’t want me to sleep tonight huh?”
“Shy is for the nerves that need to be awoken. If I wasn’t at work, I could give you good phone.”
“I don’t see myself as desirable in that way. But you are definitely waking something up.”
“I haven’t even begun to feel your body and taste your nectar.”
“Don’t you have some machines that need your attention?”
“I have a beautiful woman right here who deserves my attention and shall get it.”
“I am hot, bothered, extremely turned on and frustrated because there is nothing, I can do about it. And it’s all your fault.”
“As I kiss and feel my way down your body, I suddenly realize that I have neglected the forbidden fruit. I gently taste your peach. I want to feel your body thrust against me ever time I taste your nectar. I won’t stop licking until you give me all your sweet juices to satisfy my thirst. Oh, your gonna play hard to get I can stay submerged for a very long time until you surrender that sweet juice I am in search of. Are you still breathing?”
“NO! I surrender, I surrender.”
“You give up way too easily. There was a book I read years ago. There is a technique in there that I want to try.”
“Really?”
“Yes”
“I surrender because there is no hope for release. It won’t be that easy next time.”
“First round to penetrate at the tip five times, second round to penetrate about a third of the way five times”
“Are you trying to drive me insane?”
“Third round to penetrate about two thirds of the way five times and the fourth round penetrate you deep five times. Keep repeating this sequence until you surrender.”
“So that would be yes you are trying to drive me insane.”
“Supposedly it is to intensify the orgasm for both. I only remember a few things from that book. You still breathing?”
“No, I lost that ability a while back.”
“I need to find that book and we can read it together.”
“Good idea. I need to prepare myself better.”
“For?”
“If you can get me this worked up with words heaven help me when you touch. And of course, you had to call earlier so I could hear your voice. So, when I read the messages, I hear your voice. Thank you by the way my mom just brought the kids back and asked if I was feeling ok because I looked a little flushed.”
“You’re welcome.”
“You are the devil tonight.”
“No, the devil is evil, and we were doing is all good.”
“Oh, it’s not good when there is no outlet. 24 day and I’ll be healed completely and then you are in trouble.”
“Look there is nothing better in life than feeling good. That all we are going is making each other feel good.”
“Very true. It must be slow at work. I’m starting to cool down now. It all started because of that damn dream.”
“I just figured if your reading romance novels you need a good release and let your brain escape.”
“The thing is that you almost described the whole dream. Almost.”
“Ok well what did I miss? If you tell me I will give you what you want.”
“I’m good tonight, I think. Never knew someone could get to me like you did.”
“I’m not talking for tonight. The kids are there that would be bad.”
“Yes, well I’m finally cooling off and if I tell you tonight, I will heat up all over again.”
“Just the part I missed.”
“I know.”
“Ok don’t forget it because I will ask again.”
“I know you will. Subject change how is work going?”
“Only way it could be better is if I was with you.”
“That’s good must be slow tonight with all the texting you have done. You sure got chatty tonight.”
“No same as always. I got the impression you needed it.”
“Well, I probably did. I’m just not used to someone describing what they want to do to me. Oh, and what’s this about a safe word?”
“A safe word is to let the other person know when to stop. I learned about a safe word from an episode of CSI.”
“Oh my. Getting hot again. Dang air conditioner doesn’t seem to be working right.”
“Well, my erection finally calmed down. It’s hard to walk around with an erection.”
“I wouldn’t know. So, then I really don’t need to tell you the parts of that dream you missed,”
“Yes, you do but it can wait if you’re not ready to get hot and bothered again. But you might as well get it out, so it doesn’t keep you up all night dreaming about it again.”
“I do need to sleep tonight hopefully. But the dream won’t keep me up our conversation tonight will.”
“The only way to get beyond it is to experience it firsthand. I can arrange that. I realize you shouldn’t have intercourse this soon, but can you get in a hot tub?”
“Yes, I can. Are you thinking of hot tubs for our next date?”
“Yeah, that is good on the back and the legs.”
“Ok well I have a babysitter for a few hours on Saturday we just need to know what we are doing.”
“Did you like that wine? I have another bottle. Is one bottle enough?”
“I did like that wine. For Saturday? Yes, we don’t need me drunk. Aside from that heat from the hot tub, heat from my body and alcohol ya wouldn’t be good.”
After that our conversation turned to hot tubs and the next date we were planning. All because I made an off the cuff remark of wondering how it would feel to relax in a hot tub in someone’s arms. We discussed the advantages and disadvantages of the local hot tub spots until we finally settled on two. During the pandemic it was hard to just walk in and get one you needed to make reservations. So, after finalizing the tiny details I was able to book the hot tub for us while he was at work and let him know it was done. I wished him a great night as I was going to hopefully bed to lay my head down on the pillow and fall asleep.