The next morning, as I get ready for my new job, I can’t help but feel like things might finally be turning around for me. I agonize over my outfit choice for a long while, eventually settling on a white blouse and business skirt. I’d turned on the news forecast to see what the weather would be like, but as I put on my outfit, the weather segment ends and I hear the newscaster speak very gravely. She’s sitting next to a strange blurry picture of some hulking figure in the woods. “We urge nature lovers to exercise caution when walking around Pine Barren Park, as we have reports of a strange, unidentified creature within those woods that appears to be injuring hikers.” The news woman recites. “The attack appears to be random, it’s most likely some kind of mountain lion based on