"Where are you? Hindi ka raw ma-contact ni Jaja. Malapit na ang kasal ng mahal nating pinsan."
"I'm somewhere... Next month pa naman 'yon 'di ba?"
"Somewhere with other girls— oh I forgot, you are now loyal to one—"
"Shut the f**k up Dario."
"Did you just curse your beloved cousin?"
"Yes. f**k you."
"Yeah, I'm going to f**k someone tonight, dude."
Napailing na lang siya dahil sa sinabi ng kaniyang pinsan.
"Why you are calling me this hour? It's too early."
"Because I want to check you. Baka nagsasarili ka naman habang iniisip ang babaeng nagpagulo ng utak at pagkatao mo paagkatapos madakot 'yang kaibigan mo."
Nag-isang linya ang labi niya. He knew it, talagang sisirain lang nito ang umaga niya.
"Hindi mo pa rin ba naaamin sa kaniya? That the reason you can't get laid with
