On Monday evening I was back on-line at 9.
“I missed you, dicklet. That two day vacation is going to cost you. And one of these days, I will collect it.”
“What do I have to do, f**k myself with a bigger d**k?”
“That would be too easy and not nearly enough fun. I have something else in mind that will really make you squirm. You’ll see.
“Tonight I have something new for you to try. Go get your sneakers on and grab your cell phone.”
“What?”
“Get on a pair of sneakers and get your cell phone.”
“Okay now what?”
“How far is it to the first intersection at the end of your street or road?”
“About a mile.”
“Good. You’re going for a run to that intersection. It’s the start of that exercise program we talked about. When you get there, you will hold out your phone and take a picture of your
