Two people were lying next to each other in bed trying to catch their breath. The woman’s wild hair was flowing over her pillow, her freckled shoulders bare from the covers. Next to her was a man with a huge grin and his hands leaning behind his head. The woman huffed as she spoke “I’m so glad that dude stood me up on that date.” The man chuckled “he’s an i***t, and I got the prize.” He turned around and kissed her on the cheek. She mused at him “oh Jack, you really do make me happy.” Jack smiled at that and replied in a blissful tone “you make me happy to baby.” She turned to look him in the eyes, and they both gazed, lost in each other while gently caressing the other. Jack gave her a short nod “tell me the craziest thing a client told you.” The woman mused for a bit, thinking it over “o
