John and I were in a scuffle as I vented all the years of accumulated ridicules and sarcasm that I had to endure from him, not to mention his blatant advances on my wife. Kassandra shouted for us to stop while the rest just stepped back and watched the ongoing drama without so much as trying to break up the fight or intervene. Then, the elevator door opened, and the police arrived with some of the hotel security. "Officers, you came just in time, I am helping you catch a criminal!" John quickly declared to the police officers that he was doing a citizen's arrest and on the side of justice. "Were you the one who called 911?" One of the officers asked. "Yes, yes, it's me. This bastard tried to r**e my friend. My friend is over there!" John tried to be as cooperative as possible to the of