"It's worth your while to keep away from it," said the humorous reply, and Bones hung up the receiver. "Ham, old dear," he said, and Hamilton looked up. "Suppose," said Bones, stretching out his legs and fixing his monocle, "suppose, my jolly old accountant and partner, you were offered a business which was worth"—he paused—"which was worth your while keeping away from it—that's a pretty good line, don't you think, old literary critic?" "A very good line," said Hamilton calmly; "but you have rather a loud-speaking telephone, and I think I have heard the phrase before." "Oh, have you?" said Bones by no means abashed. "Still, it's a very good line. And suppose you were offered this printing business for fifteen thousand pounds, what would you say?" "It depends on who was present," said H