6 Ava “I love the Alice in Wonderland theme, but I don’t think we want to teach the children these sorts of things.” Charlie picks up a cookie with Eat Me iced on it. “Get your mind out of the gutter. There’s also Have One and Try Me.” I pipe the icing on the last of Dane’s cupcakes. After he had come in like a savior last night, I felt bad I’d pushed off his cupcake order, so I made him an extra dozen with more chocolate shavings than I’d usually use. “You’re practically saying try my p***y and lick my t**s. There’s s****l innuendos all over these things.” She winks and props herself up on the counter, chomping down on an Eat Me cookie. Crumbs fall to her breasts and she brushes them off. “Um, no. The kids that come in here do not have dirty minds like you.” I point my icing tube at