Carnivore Valley

Any weapon you desire

Arno expected Genevieve to give him another slap but instead the whole lot burst out with laughter.

"A dinosaur? Seriously bro?" Bison asked.

"I think you have watched too much movies mall co..." Genevieve was cut short when a huge foot came down through the jungle canopy and set down halfway in the path, Arno screamed swerving to miss it.

He went into some of the brush and managed to just miss the foot, he got the pickup into the road again and slammed the brakes.

Everyone opened their doors and looked out to see the giant dinosaur bring it's neck down and graze on the top leaves of the trees.

"What the f**k!?" Bison yelled first.

"Tometo sause wazn't lying" Helga said equally as baffled.

Arno felt like he just stepped into a nightmare, many things ran through his mind, but he still didn't want to believe himself, dinosaurs!? And this huge one is a herbivore!? That means there are carnivores as well! He quickly jumped back into the pickup and slammed his door shut.

Helga and Bison followed "Am I seeing this right!? There's a huge ass dinosaur behind us right now!?" Bison said loudly.

"Sunglebleu" Helga said only.

Genevieve got back in as well then glared at Arno, who sat wide eyed looking forward.

"What do you want me to say?" He asked feeling Genevieve's eyes on him.

"I don't know, what can we say?" Genevieve said looking back at the other two "f**k-it is what I say! I swear if there's a Trex here I'm gonna bag me one!" She said cheerfully.

"Are you serious girl!? I haven't seen a dinosaur movie that ever ends well! On top of that! There aren't many brothers in one! They usually get eaten first!" Bison said panicking.

"Oh come on Bison! This is a whole new adventure! Let's see what happens!?" Genevieve said and gave Arno a light pat on his shoulder "Drive, I can't wait to see what else is here"

Arno suddenly wish he had his brandy, yes it was in his bag, but he was the driver, and didn't want to be right now, he'd rather be in a passenger seat getting drunk as f**k.

"Come on Arno, drive" Genevieve said making him hesitantly drive off again.

"I can't believe this! Is this why Jade said classified!? Is this what that damn brosure meant by 'hunt anything' your heart desires!?" Bison said.

"Zhat seems to be zhe case" Helga said.

"I love this place! Damn now I'm happy my stupid little sister got me caught! I'm going to hunt every f*****g one of these things!" Genevieve said happily, she dug in the bag in front of her and took out a small canister, opened it and drank.

Arno smelled it was alcohol and licked his lips, why didn't he think of a canister like that.

"Anyone know what kind of Dino that was?" Bison asked having his head out the window looking back.

"Don't f*****g know, all I know is it's a herbivore, and herbivores are usually prey to carnivores, I want those" Genevieve said.

"That, was really big, I'd guess, since the Brachiosaurus was said to be a misperceived dinosaur, It wouldn't be that..." Arno said.

"Oh? Mall cop is a dino expert now hey?" Genevieve smiled.

He glanced at her "I like my history channel ok... That thing back there was absolutely huge, which only leads to one dinosaur I know, or think it might be, and that's the Argentenasaurus"

"Argentina... Saurus?" Bison asked.

"Yes, the biggest dinosaur ever discovered"

"Ok, but it's a vegetarian right?" Bison said.

"Yes..." Arno swallowed "I hope I'm wrong about this..."

"What?" Genevieve asked.

"Just like every herbivore in the natural order has a predator that hunts it, wolves hunts elk, lions hunt buffalo, so that big fokker back there also had it's dedicated predator"

"What? Trex?" Genevieve said happily.

"No..."

"Spinosaurus!?" Bison yelled making Genevieve frown at him.

"What!? You never watched Jurassic park before!?"

"No?"

"No not Spinosaurus..." Arno's sweating face turned to Genevieve then at Bison, he looked back forward "Trex was actually a scavenger, if it hunted it was only targeting small bite sized dinosaurs... Spinosaurus was actually a fish eater, that's why it had a long snout like a crocodile..."

"Bullshit Arno!" Genevieve said.

"Believe me if you want to or not, not one of those two hunted the Argentenasaurus, oh no, the one that hunted it, was called the Giganotosaurus"

"Giga what!?" Bison asked.

"Giganotos, it means the great south wind, or giant south wind, it was twice the size of a Trex, and it made hunt, it didn't scavenge"

Bison this time gave him a slap "Don't joke bro! Bigger than a Trex!?"

"Bigger even than Spinosaurus"

"Mother fucker!"

"It feels like yesterday when I watched that documentary, I thought to myself, fok I'm glad they're all dead, but now..." Arno looked into the jungle "Now It felt like I just jumped into that documentary, I'm horrified!"

Genevieve laughed loudly "Oh my gosh listen to all of you! You sound like a bunch of children!"

"You're the one who sounds childish now Genevieve, this is reality! Not some video game!" Bison said.

"Pff" She sat back and drank from her canister.

Helga also being nervous racked her Famas and held it's barrel out of the window.

"Good call sister" Bison said making Genevieve laugh again.

"Seriously!? What's a seven point six two gonna do against a Trex!?" She said.

"I'll aim for zi eyes!" She said having her focused gaze poised out to the jungle, Genevieve laughed again.

"Suddenly I have doubt in my five hundred, I doubt it can plant a Giganotos in one shot" Arno said.

"Yes! It can't! That's why I'll take care of that bastard for ya with my fifty cal!" Genevieve laughed.

"This must be all part of their plan, or so they hoped" Arno said "They said we can bring any three weapons we desire, any! I think they counted on us bringing some big guns, I mean..." He looked at Genevieve "You're a clear example, a gun ho woman with an itchy trigger finger, now someone tells you take 'Any' weapon you desire, no laws involved, no limits, no border security... They counted on us bringing canons not rifles or shotguns!"

Genevieve gave him an eerie smile "Guess I was the smart one in that case hey mall cop?"