Moonie looked at Theo when Topper and Stark had disappeared. “Did I just hear the n***d alien admit to being attracted to Topper?” Theo asked. “Oh, thank the Fates,” Moonie declared, putting a hand on her chest. “I thought my hearing was messed up. My body parts just aren’t as reliable as they used to be.” Theo grunted. “Wonder why Topper’s power didn’t work on him? That’s as alarming as he is distracting. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her fail before.” Moonie shrugged her bony shoulders. “I don’t know, Theo. Mine didn’t work fully either. All Stark n***d felt was a tickle on his sausage from what I did, but that might have been because I was zapped from opening the portal. No one comes close to having her level of power, not even Nonny or Lacey. If Topper’s got a problem, what does tha