5. Grant
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Grant
When I woke up, my head felt like it had been split open. What the f**k did I have to drink last night? I couldn’t even f*****g remember. I might not have a knack for names or faces, but alcohol and I were old friends. I must have gone way over my personal limit.
Then, I something came back to me—a flash of blonde hair…a pair of dark blue eyes…that smile.
I reached over to check out who was in bed next to me. I didn’t think I’d taken someone home, but if all I could remember when waking up was a chick, it was a pretty safe bet that she was in my bed.
The girl rolled over and smiled at me, and I had absolutely no recollection of who she was.
Brown hair, brown eyes. No, this couldn’t be the same person. Then, who was the girl from last night? I’d kissed her. I’d tasted her. She’d been mine for the taking. And if I remembered her so vividly, then why the f**k hadn’t I f****d her last night?
I swung my legs over the bed and stood. I was going to f*****g find out.
“Hey, where are you going?” the chick asked. “Aren’t you interested in round three?”
Round three? s**t, had I f****d that girl twice?
“Not interested. Find your own way out,” I said, throwing on a pair of jeans and a sweatshirt.
“Grant! We had such a great time last night.”
“I don’t even remember f*****g you.” My dog tags swung around my neck as I surged out of my room.
I probably shouldn’t have left a crazy b***h unattended in my bedroom, but the only things of value I had in there were my half ounce of weed and a 9mm.
I barreled down the stairs and banged on Vin’s door until he answered. Sweat pooled on his brow. He must have already started his morning workout.
“What the f**k, bro?”
“What the f**k happened last night?”
Vin scratched his head and looked at me like I was out of my mind. “We played a show at the League. What do you mean, what happened?”
“I know that, dipshit. I remember the show, but I must have gotten s**t-face. Everything goes fuzzy. I have some chick in my bed, but all I remember is another girl.”
“Whoa! Is my main man, G-man, G-money, G-dog, the one and only man in this house who cares to hit the G-spot, pining over a girl?”
“I don’t even know who the f**k the girl is, Vin. You can’t pine after someone you don’t know. I just want to know what the hell happened. I remember one blonde chick, but I have another dumb brunette in my bed.”
Vin laughed in my face. “Blonde chick, huh? That’s real specific.”
“f**k you, man. I’m going next door to see if Miller or McAvoy will be more helpful than your ass.”
I slammed my palm down on the doorframe, then turned and walked toward the front door just as the chick from upstairs stopped on the landing.
“Why aren’t you out of my house yet?” I demanded.
The girl glared at me. “Aren’t you at least going to give me a ride back to campus?”
“f*****g walk home for all I care.”
“You know, I didn’t believe my friend when she said you treated girls like dirt after sleeping with them, but damn, she was right.”
I shrugged, and she started to walk out.
Then, I had an idea. “Hey!”
“Yeah?” She turned and batted her eyelashes at me.
Even after I had just been a total d**k to her, she was still interested. Why would I act any other way?
“Do you remember me talking to a blonde chick last night?”
“Oh my f*****g God, Grant,” she cried, throwing her hands in the air. “You are at an all-time low. If you weren’t amazing in bed—”
“Yeah, but I am. So, do you remember?”
“There were a ton of blonde girls at the bar last night, and even if I cared to remember, I don’t.” She started typing on her phone as she stormed away.
Useless.
“Bro, you’re acting crazy,” Vin said. He was standing in the living room with his arms crossed over his bare chest.
“I don’t remember anything but this girl.”
Vin looked at me like he thought I was losing it, but he filled me in nonetheless. “We walked offstage and drank some beers. You started making out with these two chicks, but I interrupted. I spiked some girl’s drink, and you were going to find out if she had a boyfriend. Since you’re f*****g piece of s**t, you decided to snag her from me after I’d done all the dirty work. But don’t worry, bro. I found another chick who did want my d**k last night.”
I didn’t care about Vin’s conquest. I just wanted to know about the girl. “So, what happened with the blonde chick?”
He shrugged. “She threw a drink in your face and then bailed with her friends, and then you left with that other chick.”
Fuck! Right!
It hit me like a two-by-four to the chest—blonde, dark blue eyes, mouthy spitfire. Aribel—that was her name. I’d gone to stop her from drinking her beer but had liked that she played hard to get. She had been f*****g hot under that prim-and-proper attitude. Then, after I’d kissed her, she threw the beer in my face.
What the f**k?
“Do you remember now?”
“Yeah.” I felt like an i***t, and it was an emotion I wasn’t used to. No way was I going to let Vin know that chick had gotten the better of me. I’d never f*****g hear the end of it.
“Maybe try a new kind of weed or lay off the heavy liquor. You’re freaking me out.” Vin started walking back to his room, probably to do another hundred push-ups or something.
I couldn’t get Aribel out of my mind. Why had she thrown the beer in my face after such an incredible kiss? What kind of girl would go to such extremes to get rid of me? I wanted to find out.
“Hey, Vin. That blonde girl—you said you knew her friend, right?”
“Her roommate Cheyenne,” Vin offered. “Yeah, I know her. Why?”
“You got her number?”
Vin shrugged. “Yeah.”
“I need it.”
“You want to f**k her? Because I’m already moving in on that,” Vin told me.
“Keep her. I want the roommate.”
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