3 WOLFIEI’ve almost canceled this trip half a dozen times, and maybe I should have. But in the end, I couldn’t just leave Penelope hanging. Plus, Connor would never let me live with the fact that I ditched his sister. My mantra has been just smile and get it over with. And so far . . . I’m dealing. I’ve just endured a tense two-hour road trip with Penelope beside me. She smells really f*****g good. And she’s chattered almost nonstop, giving me the play-by-play of the politics in her office. I’m not sure if it’s nervous energy, or if she just really wants me to be prepared for this weekend. Either way, it’s kind of adorable listening to her ramble on. Adorable? Get it together, bro. When Penelope sprang the news on me that she’d told her colleagues she was bringing her boyfriend, I almo