Good Morning.
My name is Muffin. Oh, well, to be a perfectly honest cat with you, Muffin is my latest name. My previous humans had called me Grumpy. I actually like the new one much better. I was never grumpy, in the first place, I just have a rather shy disposition, and a naturally grouchy face. Plus, I love how my new mistress calls my name. She makes it sounds like I'm the most adorable cat in the world.
Which, obviously, I probably am.
My days start rather early, as should any well-behaved cat. My mistress lets me sleep on her bed, which is also my favourite spot in the whole house. Even more so when she is in it herself, my human has a very warm and comfortable body to cuddle against, considering humans critically lack fur. And she even purrs a little in her sleep, too. So adora
