Epilogue
Very, very slowly, he opened his eyes. “Gah.”
Alexa lay down beside him. “Translate for me, caveman.”
He snickered. “Sorry. I’ve lost the capability for rational thought.”
Her small fist hit his arm. “Shane!”
“Ow! All right.” He turned and kissed her ear. “That was…”
“What?”
“Incredible.”
“Oh. Good.”
His brow wrinkled. “Where’d your mum take off to?”
“That horny old skank. She said she had an appointment with a vibrator and left. We won’t see her again until the morning.”
“Oh.” He considered for a moment. “Good.”
Alexa gave him a side-eye for a minute or so, and then nodded. “Good.”
“What?”
She snorted softly. “Men. I thought you might want to go for the older MILF. You know. The tramp with no inhibitions at all and something like twenty years of experience f*****g.
