Act Fifth

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SCENE I PARIS. A BALLROOM IN THE HOUSE OF CAMBACERES [The many-candled saloon at the ARCH-CHANCELLOR'S is visible through a draped opening, and a crowd of masked dancers in fantastic costumes revolve, sway, and intermingle to the music that proceeds from an alcove at the further end of the same apartment. The front of the scene is a withdrawing-room of smaller size, now vacant, save for the presence of one sombre figure, that of NAPOLEON, seated and apparently watching the moving masquerade.] SPIRIT OF THE PITIES Napoleon even now embraces not From stress of state affairs, which hold him grave Through revels that might win the King of Spleen To toe a measure! I would speak with him. SPIRIT OF THE YEARS Speak if thou wilt whose speech nor mars nor mends! SPIRIT OF THE PITIES (into Napoleon's ear) Why thus and thus Napoleon? Can it be That Wagram with its glories, shocks, and shames, Still leaves athirst the palate of thy pride? NAPOLEON (answering as in soliloquy) The trustless, timorous lease of human life Warns me to hedge in my diplomacy. The sooner, then, the safer! Ay, this eve, This very night, will I take steps to rid My morrows of the weird contingencies That vision round and make one hollow-eyed. . . . The unexpected, lurid death of Lannes-- Rigid as iron, reaped down like a straw-- Tiptoed Assassination haunting round In unthought thoroughfares, the near success Of Staps the madman, argue to forbid The riskful blood of my previsioned line And potence for dynastic empery To linger vialled in my veins alone. Perhaps within this very house and hour, Under an innocent mask of Love or Hope, Some enemy queues my ways to coffin me. . . . When at the first clash of the late campaign, A bold belief in Austria's star prevailed, There pulsed quick pants of expectation round Among the cowering kings, that too well told What would have fared had I been overthrown! So; I must send down shoots to future time Who'll plant my standard and my story there; And a way opens.--Better I had not Bespoke a wife from Alexander's house. Not there now lies my look. But done is done! [The dance ends and masks enter, BERTHIER among them. NAPOLEON beckons to him, and he comes forward.] God send you find amid this motley crew Frivolities enough, friend Berthier--eh? My thoughts have worn oppressive shades despite such! What scandals of me do they bandy here? These close disguises render women bold-- Their shames being of the light, not of the thing-- And your sagacity has garnered much, I make no doubt, of ill and good report, That marked our absence from the capital? BERTHIER Methinks, your Majesty, the enormous tale Of your campaign, like Aaron's serpent-rod, Has swallowed up the smaller of its kind. Some speak, 'tis true, in counterpoise thereto, Of English deeds by Talavera town, Though blurred by their exploit at Walcheren, And all its crazy, crass futilities. NAPOLEON Yet was the exploit well featured in design, Large in idea, and imaginative; I had not deemed the blinkered English folk So capable of view. Their fate contrived To place an i***t at the helm of it, Who marred its working, else it had been hard If things had not gone seriously for us. --But see, a lady saunters hitherward Whose gait proclaims her Madame Metternich, One that I fain would speak with. [NAPOLEON rises and crosses the room toward a lady-masker who has just appeared in the opening. BERTHIER draws off, and the EMPEROR, unceremoniously taking the lady's arm, brings her forward to a chair, and sits down beside her as dancing is resumed.] MADAME METTERNICH In a flash I recognized you, sire; as who would not The bearer of such deep-delved charactery? NAPOLEON The devil, madame, take your piercing eyes! It's hard I cannot prosper in a game That every coxcomb plays successfully. --So here you are still, though your loving lord Disports him at Vienna? MADAME METTERNICH Paris, true, Still holds me; though in quiet, save to-night, When I have been expressly prayed come hither, Or I had not left home. NAPOLEON I sped that Prayer!-- I have a wish to put a case to you, Wherein a woman's judgment, such as yours, May be of signal service. (He lapses into reverie.) MADAME METTERNICH Well? The case-- NAPOLEON Is marriage--mine. MADAME METTERNICH It is beyond me, sire! NAPOLEON You glean that I have decided to dissolve (Pursuant to monitions murmured long) My union with the present Empress--formed Without the Church's due authority? MADAME METTERNICH Vaguely. And that light tentatives have winged Betwixt your Majesty and Russia's court, To moot that one of their Grand Duchesses Should be your Empress-wife. Nought else I know. NAPOLEON There have been such approachings; more, worse luck. Last week Champagny wrote to Alexander Asking him for his sister--yes or no. MADAME METTERNICH What "worse luck" lies in that, your Majesty, If severance from the Empress Josephine Be fixed unalterably? NAPOLEON This worse luck lies there: If your Archduchess, Marie Louise the fair, Would straight accept my hand, I'd offer it, And throw the other over. Faith, the Tsar Has shown such backwardness in answering me, Time meanwhile trotting, that I have ample ground For such withdrawal.--Madame, now, again, Will your Archduchess marry me of no? MADAME METTERNICH Your sudden questions quite confound my sense! It is impossible to answer them. NAPOLEON Well, madame, now I'll put it to you thus: Were you in the Archduchess Marie's place Would you accept my hand--and heart therewith? MADAME METTERNICH I should refuse you--most assuredly!(17) NAPOLEON (laughing roughly) Ha-ha! That's frank. And devilish cruel too! --Well, write to your husband. Ask him what he thinks, And let me know. MADAME METTERNICH Indeed, sire, why should I? There goes the Ambassador, Prince Schwarzenberg, Successor to my spouse. He's now the groove And proper conduit of diplomacy Through whom to broach this matter to his Court. NAPOLEON Do you, then, broach it through him, madame, pray; Now, here, to-night. MADAME METTERNICH I will, informally, To humour you, on this recognizance, That you leave not the business in my hands, But clothe your project in official guise Through him to-morrow; so safeguarding me From foolish seeming, as the babbler forth Of a fantastic and unheard of dream. NAPOLEON I'll send Eugene to him, as you suggest. Meanwhile prepare him. Make your stand-point this: Children are needful to my dynasty, And if one woman cannot mould them for me, Why, then, another must. [Exit NAPOLEON abruptly. Dancing continues. MADAME METTERNICH sits on, musing. Enter SCHWARZENBERG.] MADAME METTERNICH The Emperor has just left me. We have tapped This theme and that; his empress and--his next. Ay, so! Now, guess you anything? SCHWARZENBERG Of her? No more than that the stock of Romanoff Will not supply the spruce commodity. MADAME METTERNICH And that the would-be customer turns toe To our shop in Vienna. SCHWARZENBERG Marvellous; And comprehensible but as the dream Of Delaborde, of which I have lately heard. It will not work!--What think you, madame, on't? MADAME METTERNICH That it will work, and is as good as wrought!-- I break it to you thus, at his request. In brief time Prince Eugene will wait on you, And make the formal offer in his name. SCHWARZENBERG Which I can but receive _ad referendum_, And shall initially make clear as much, Disclosing not a glimpse of my own mind! Meanwhile you make good Metternich aware? MADAME METTERNICH I write this midnight, that amaze may pitch To coolness ere your messenger arrives. SCHWARZENBERG This radiant revelation flicks a gleam On many circling things!--the courtesies Which graced his bearing toward our officer Amid the tumults of the late campaign, His wish for peace with England, his affront At Alexander's tedious-timed reply . . . Well, it will thrust a thorn in Russia's side, If I err not, whatever else betide! [Exeunt. The maskers surge into the foreground of the scene, and their motions become more and more fantastic. A strange gloom begins and intensifies, until only the high lights of their grinning figures are visible. These also, with the whole ball- room, gradually darken, and the music softens to silence.] SCENE II PARIS. THE TUILERIES [The evening of the next day. A saloon of the Palace, with folding-doors communicating with a dining-room. The doors are flung open, revealing on the dining-table an untouched dinner, NAPOLEON and JOSEPHINE rising from it, and DE BAUSSET, chamberlain- in-waiting, pacing up and down. The EMPEROR and EMPRESS come forward into the saloon, the latter pale and distressed, and patting her eyes with her handkerchief. The doors are closed behind them; a page brings in coffee; NAPOLEON signals to him to leave. JOSEPHINE goes to pour out the coffee, but NAPOLEON pushes her aside and pours it out himself, looking at her in a way which causes her to sink cowering into a chair like a frightened animal.] JOSEPHINE I see my doom, my friend, upon your face! NAPOLEON You see me bored by Cambaceres' ball. JOSEPHINE It means divorce!--a thing more terrible Than carrying elsewhere the dalliances That formerly were mine. I kicked at that; But now agree, as I for long have done, To any infidelities of act May I be yours in name! NAPOLEON My mind must bend To other things than our domestic petting: The Empire orbs above our happiness, And 'tis the Empire dictates this divorce. I reckon on your courage and calm sense To breast with me the law's formalities, And get it through before the year has flown. JOSEPHINE But are you REALLY going to part from me? O no, no, my dear husband; no, in truth, It cannot be my Love will serve me so! NAPOLEON I mean but mere divorcement, as I said, On simple grounds of sapient sovereignty. JOSEPHINE But nothing have I done save good to you:-- Since the fond day we wedded into one I never even have THOUGHT you jot of harm! Many the happy junctures when you have said I stood as guardian-angel over you, As your Dame Fortune, too, and endless things Of such-like pretty tenour--yes, you have! Then how can you so gird against me now? You had not pricked upon it much of late, And so I hoped and hoped the ugly spectre Had been laid dead and still. NAPOLEON (impatiently) I tell you, dear, The thing's decreed, and even the princess chosen. JOSEPHINE Ah--so--the princess chosen! . . . I surmise It is none else than the Grand-Duchess Anne: Gossip was right--though I would not believe. She's young; but no great beauty!--Yes, I see Her silly, soulless eyes and horrid hair; In which new gauderies you'll forget sad me! NAPOLEON Upon my soul you are childish, Josephine: A woman of your years to pout it so!-- I say it's not the Tsar's Grand-Duchess Anne. JOSEPHINE Some other Fair, then. You whose name can nod The flower of all the world's virginity Into your bed, will well take care of that! (Spitefully.) She may not have a child, friend, after all. NAPOLEON (drily) You hope she won't, I know!--But don't forget Madame Walewska did, and had she shown Such cleverness as yours, poor little fool, Her withered husband might have been displaced, And her boy made my heir.--Well, let that be. The severing parchments will be signed by us Upon the fifteenth, prompt. JOSEPHINE What--I have to sign My putting away upon the fifteenth next? NAPOLEON Ay--both of us. JOSEPHINE (falling on her knees) So far advanced--so far! Fixed?--for the fifteenth? O I do implore you, My very dear one, by our old, old love, By my devotion, don't cast me off Now, after these long years! NAPOLEON Heavens, how you jade me! Must I repeat that I don't cast you off; We merely formally arrange divorce-- We live and love, but call ourselves divided. [A silence.] JOSEPHINE (with sudden calm) Very well. Let it be. I must submit! (Rises.) NAPOLEON And this much likewise you must promise me, To act in the formalities thereof As if you shaped them of your own free will. JOSEPHINE How can I--when no freewill's left in me? NAPOLEON You are a willing party--do you hear? JOSEPHINE (quivering) I hardly--can--bear this!--It is--too much For a poor weak and broken woman's strength! But--but I yield!--I am so helpless now: I give up all--ay, kill me if you will, I won't cry out! NAPOLEON And one thing further still, You'll help me in my marriage overtures To win the Duchess--Austrian Marie she,-- Concentrating all your force to forward them. JOSEPHINE It is the--last humiliating blow!-- I cannot--O, I will not! NAPOLEON (fiercely) But you SHALL! And from your past experience you may know That what I say I mean! JOSEPHINE (breaking into sobs) O my dear husband--do not make me--don't! If you but cared for me--the hundredth part Of how--I care for you, you could not be So cruel as to lay this torture on me. It hurts me so!--it cuts me like a sword. Don't make me, dear! Don't, will you! O,O,O! (She sinks down in a hysterical fit.) NAPOLEON (calling) Bausset! [Enter DE BAUSSET, Chamberlain-in-waiting.] Bausset, come in and shut the door. Assist me here. The Empress has fallen ill. Don't call for help. We two can carry her By the small private staircase to her rooms. Here--I will take her feet. [They lift JOSEPHINE between them and carry her out. Her moans die away as they recede towards the stairs. Enter two servants, who remove coffee-service, readjust chairs, etc.] FIRST SERVANT So, poor old girl, she's wailed her _Missere Mei_, as Mother Church says. I knew she was to get the sack ever since he came back. SECOND SERVANT Well, there will be a little civil huzzaing, a little crowing and cackling among the Bonapartes at the downfall of the Beauharnais family at last, mark me there will! They've had their little hour, as the poets say, and now 'twill be somebody else's turn. O it is droll! Well, Father Time is a great philosopher, if you take him right. Who is to be the new woman? FIRST SERVANT She that contains in her own corporation the necessary particular. SECOND SERVANT And what may they be? FIRST SERVANT She must be young. SECOND SERVANT Good. She must. The country must see to that. FIRST SERVANT And she must be strong. SECOND SERVANT Good again. She must be strong. The doctors will see to that. FIRST SERVANT And she must be fruitful as the vine. SECOND SERVANT Ay, by God. She must be fruitful as the vine. That, Heaven help him, he must see to himself, like the meanest multiplying man in Paris. [Exeunt servant. Re-enter NAPOLEON with his stepdaughter, Queen Hortense.] NAPOLEON Your mother is too rash and reasonless-- Wailing and fainting over statesmanship Which is no personal caprice of mine, But policy most painful--forced on me By the necessities of this country's charge. Go to her; see if she be saner now; Explain it to her once and once again, And bring me word what impress you may make. [HORTENSE goes out. CHAMPAGNY is shown in.] Champagny, I have something clear to say Now, on our process after the divorce. The question of the Russian Duchess Anne Was quite inept for further toying with. The years rush on, and I grow nothing younger. So I have made up my mind--committed me To Austria and the Hapsburgs--good or ill! It was the best, most practicable plunge, And I have plunged it. CHAMPAGNY Austria say you, sire? I reckoned that but a scurrying dream! NAPOLEON Well, so it was. But such a pretty dream That its own charm transfixed it to a notion, That showed itself in time a sanity, Which hardened in its turn to a resolve As firm as any built by mortal mind.-- The Emperor's consent must needs be won; But I foresee no difficulty there. The young Archduchess is a bright blond thing By general story; and considering, too, That her good mother childed seventeen times, It will be hard if she can not produce The modest one or two that I require. [Enter DE BAUSSET with dispatches.] DE BAUSSET The courier, sire, from Petersburg is here, And brings these letters for your Majesty. [Exit DE BAUSSET.] NAPOLEON (after silently reading) Ha-ha! It never rains unless it pours: Now I can have the other readily. The proverb hits me aptly: "Well they do Who doff the old love ere they don the new!" (He glances again over the letter.) Yes, Caulaincourt now writes he has every hope Of quick success in settling the alliance! The Tsar is willing--even anxious for it, His sister's youth the single obstacle. The Empress-mother, hitherto against me, Ambition-fired, verges on suave consent, Likewise the whole Imperial family. What irony is all this to me now! Time lately was when I had leapt thereat. CHAMPAGNY You might, of course, sire, give th' Archduchess up, Seeing she looms uncertainly as yet, While this does so no longer. NAPOLEON No--not I. My sense of my own dignity forbids My watching the slow clocks of Muscovy! Why have they dallied with my tentatives In pompous silence since the Erfurt day? --And Austria, too, affords a safer hope. The young Archduchess is much less a child Than is the other, who, Caulaincourt says, Will be incapable of motherhood For six months yet or more--a grave delay. CHAMPAGNY Your Majesty appears to have trimmed your sail For Austria; and no more is to be said! NAPOLEON Except that there's the house of Saxony If Austria fail.--then, very well, Champagny, Write you to Caulaincourt accordingly. CHAMPAGNY I will, your Majesty. [Exit CHAMPAGNY. Re-enter QUEEN HORTENSE.] NAPOLEON Ah, dear Hortense, How is your mother now? HORTENSE Calm; quite calm, sire. I pledge me you need have no further fret From her entreating tears. She bids me say That now, as always, she submits herself With chastened dignity to circumstance, And will descend, at notice, from your throne-- As in days earlier she ascended it-- In questionless obedience to your will. It was your hand that crowned her; let it be Likewise your hand that takes her crown away. As for her children, we shall be but glad To follow and withdraw ourselves with her, The tenderest mother children ever knew, From grandeurs that have brought no happiness! NAPOLEON (taking her hand) But, Hortense, dear, it is not to be so! You must stay with me, as I said before. Your mother, too, must keep her royal state, Since no repudiation stains this need. Equal magnificence will orb her round In aftertime as now. A palace here, A palace in the country, wealth to match, A rank in order next my future wife's, And conference with me as my truest friend. Now we will seek her--Eugene, you, and I-- And make the project clear. [Exeunt NAPOLEON and HORTENSE. The scene darkens and shuts.] SCENE III VIENNA. A PRIVATE APARTMENT IN THE IMPERIAL PALACE [The EMPEROR FRANCIS discovered, paler than usual, and somewhat flurried. Enter METTERNICH the Prime Minister--a thin-lipped, long-nosed man with inquisitive eyes.] FRANCIS I have been expecting you some minutes here, The thing that fronts us brooking brief delay.-- Well, what say you by now on this strange offer? METTERNICH My views remain the same, your Majesty: The policy of peace that I have upheld, Both while in Paris and of late time here, Points to this step as heralding sweet balm And bandaged veins for our late crimsoned realm. FRANCIS Agreed. As monarch I perceive therein A happy doorway for my purposings. It seems to guarantee the Hapsburg crown A quittance of distractions such as those That leave their shade on many a backward year!-- There is, forsooth, a suddenness about it, And it would aid us had we clearly keyed The cryptologues of which the world has heard Between Napoleon and the Russian Court-- Begun there with the selfsame motiving. METTERNICH I would not, sire, one second ponder it. It was an obvious first crude cast-about In the important reckoning of means For his great end, a strong monarchic line. The more advanced the more it profits us; For sharper, then, the quashing of such views, And wreck of that conjunction in the aims Of France and Russia, marked so much of late As jeopardizing quiet neighbours' thrones. FRANCIS If that be so, on the domestic side There seems no bar. Speaking as father solely, I see secured to her the proudest fate That woman can daydream. And I could hope That private bliss would not be wanting her! METTERNICH A hope well seated, sire. The Emperor, Imperious and determined in his rule, Is easy-natured in domestic life, As my long time in Paris amply proved. Moreover, the accessories of his glory Have been, and will be, admirably designed To fire the fancy of a young princess. FRANCIS Thus far you satisfy me. . . . So, to close, Or not to close with him, is now the thing. METTERNICH Your Majesty commands the issue quite: The father of his people can alone In such a case give answer--yes or no. Vagueness and doubt have ruined Russia's chance; Let not, then, such be ours. FRANCIS You mean, if I, You'd answer straight. What would that answer be? METTERNICH In state affairs, sire, as in private life, Times will arise when even the faithfullest squire Finds him unfit to jog his chieftain's choice, On whom responsibility must lastly rest. And such times are pre-eminently, sire, Those wherein thought alone is not enough To serve the head as guide. As Emperor, As father, both, to you, to you in sole Must appertain the privilege to pronounce Which track stern duty bids you tread herein. FRANCIS Affection is my duty, heart my guide.-- Without constraint or prompting I shall leave The big decision in my daughter's hands. Before my obligations to my people Must stand her wish. Go, find her, Metternich, Take her the tidings. She is free with you, And will speak out. (Looking forth from the terrace.) She's here at hand, I see: I'll call her in. Then tell me what's her mind. [He beckons from the window, and goes out in another direction.] METTERNICH So much for form's sake! Can the river-flower The current drags, direct its face up-stream? What she must do she will; nought else at all. [Enter through one of the windows MARIA LOUISA in garden-costume, fresh-coloured, girlish, and smiling. METTERNICH bends.] MARIA LOUISA O how, dear Chancellor, you startled me! Please pardon my so brusquely bursting in. I saw you not.--Those five poor little birds That haunt out there beneath the pediment, Snugly defended from the north-east wind, Have lately disappeared. I sought a trace Of scattered feathers, which I dread to find! METTERNICH They are gone, I ween, the way of tender flesh At the assaults of winter, want, and foes. MARIA LOUISA It is too melancholy thinking, that! Don't say it.--But I saw the Emperor here? Surely he beckoned me? METTERNICH Sure, he did, Your gracious Highness; and he has left me here To break vast news that will make good his call. MARIA LOUISA Then do. I'll listen. News from near or far? [She seats herself.] METTERNICH From far--though of such distance-dwarfing might That far may read as near eventually. But, dear Archduchess, with your kindly leave I'll speak straight out. The Emperor of the French Has sent to-day to make, through Schwarzenberg, A formal offer of his heart and hand, His honours, dignities, imperial throne, To you, whom he admires above all those The world can show elsewhere. MARIA LOUISA (frightened) My husband--he? What, an old man like him! METTERNICH (cautiously) He's scarcely old, Dear lady. True, deeds densely crowd in him; Turn months to years calendaring his span; Yet by Time's common clockwork he's but young. MARIA LOUISA So wicked, too! METTERNICH (nettled) Well-that's a point of view. MARIA LOUISA But, Chancellor, think what things I have said to him! Can women marry where they have taunted so? METTERNICH Things? Nothing inexpungeable, I deem, By time and true good humour. MARIA LOUISA O I have! Horrible things. Why--ay, a hundred times-- I have said I wished him dead! At that strained hour When the first voicings of the late war came, Thrilling out how the French were smitten sore And Bonaparte retreating, I clapped hands And answered that I hoped he'd lose his head As well as lose the battle! METTERNICH Words. But words! Born like the bubbles of a spring that come Of zest for springing--aimless in their shape. MARIA LOUISA It seems indecent, mean, to wed a man Whom one has held such fierce opinions of! METTERNICH My much beloved Archduchess, and revered, Such things have been! In Spain and Portugal Like enmities have led to intermarriage. In England, after warring thirty years The Red and White Rose wedded. MARIA LOUISA (after a silence) Tell me, now, What does my father wish? METTERNICH His wish is yours. Whatever your Imperial Highness feels On this grave verdict of your destiny, Home, title, future sphere, he bids you think Not of himself, but of your own desire. MARIA LOUISA (reflecting) My wish is what my duty bids me wish. Where a wide Empire's welfare is in poise, That welfare must be pondered, not my will. I ask of you, then, Chancellor Metternich, Straightway to beg the Emperor my father That he fulfil his duty to the realm, And quite subordinate thereto all thought Of how it personally impinge on me. [A slight noise as of something falling is heard in the room. They glance momentarily, and see that a small enamel portrait of MARIE ANTOINETTE, which was standing on a console-table, has slipped down on its face.] SPIRIT OF THE YEARS What mischief's this? The Will must have its way. SPIRIT SINISTER Perhaps Earth shivered at the lady's say? SHADE OF THE EARTH I own hereto. When France and Austria wed My echoes are men's groans, my dews are red; So I have reason for a passing dread! METTERNICH Right nobly phrased, Archduchess; wisely too. I will acquaint your sire the Emperor With these your views. He waits them anxiously. (Going.) MARIA LOUISA Let me go first. It much confuses me To think--But I would fain let thinking be! [She goes out trembling. Enter FRANCIS by another door.] METTERNICH I was about to seek your Majesty. The good Archduchess luminously holds That in this weighty question you regard The Empire. Best for it is best for her. FRANCIS (moved) My daughter's views thereon do not surprise me. She is too staunch to pit a private whim Against the fortunes of a commonwealth. During your speech with her I have taken thought To shape decision sagely. An assent Would yield the Empire many years of peace, And leave me scope to heal those still green sores Which linger from our late unhappy moils. Therefore, my daughter not being disinclined, I know no basis for a negative. Send, then, a courier prompt to Paris: say The offer made for the Archduchess' hand I do accept--with this defined reserve, That no condition, treaty, bond, attach To such alliance save the tie itself. There are some sacrifices whose grave rites No bargain must contaminate. This is one-- This personal gift of a beloved child! METTERNICH (leaving) I'll see to it this hour, your Majesty, And cant the words in keeping with your wish. To himself as he goes.) Decently done! . . . He slipped out "sacrifice," And scarce could hide his heartache for his girl. Well ached it!--But when these things have to be It is as well to breast them stoically. [Exit METTERNICH. The clouds draw over.] SCENE IV LONDON. A CLUB IN ST. JAMES'S STREET [A winter midnight. Two members are conversing by the fire, and others are seen lolling in the background, some of them snoring.] FIRST MEMBER I learn from a private letter that it was carried out in the Emperor's Cabinet at the Tuileries--just off the throne-room, where they all assembled in the evening,--Boney and the wife of his bosom (In pure white muslin from head to foot, they say), the Kings and Queens of Holland, Whestphalia, and Naples, the Princess Pauline, and one or two more; the officials present being Cambaceres the Chancellor, and Count Regnaud. Quite a small party. It was over in minutes--short and sweet, like a donkey's gallop. SECOND MEMBER Anything but sweet for her. How did she stand it? FIRST MEMBER Serenely, I believe, while the Emperor was making his speech renouncing her; but when it came to her turn to say she renounced him she began sobbing mightily, and was so completely choked up that she couldn't get out a word. SECOND MEMBER Poor old dame! I pity her, by God; though she had a rattling good spell while it lasted. FIRST MEMBER They say he was a bit upset, too, at sight of her tears But I dare vow that was put on. Fancy Boney caring a curse what a woman feels. She had learnt her speech by heart, but that did not help her: Regnaud had to finish it for her, the ditch that overturned her being where she was made to say that she no longer preserved any hope of having children, and that she was pleased to show her attachment by enabling him to obtain them by another woman. She was led off fainting. A turning of the tables, considering how madly jealous she used to make him by her flirtations! [Enter a third member.] SECOND MEMBER How is the debate going? Still braying the Government in a mortar? THIRD MEMBER They are. Though one thing every body admits: young Peel has made a wonderful first speech in seconding the address. There has been nothing like it since Pitt. He spoke rousingly of Austria's misfortunes--went on about Spain, of course, showing that we must still go on supporting her, winding up with a brilliant peroration about--what were the words--"the fiery eyes of the British soldier!"--Oh, well: it was all learnt before-hand, of course. SECOND MEMBER I wish I had gone down. But the wind soon blew the other way. THIRD MEMBER Then Gower rapped out his amendment. That was good, too, by God. SECOND MEMBER Well, the war must go on. And that being the general conviction this censure and that censure are only so many blank cartridges. THIRD MEMBER Blank? Damn me, were they! Gower's was a palpable hit when he said that Parliament had placed unheard-of resources in the hands of the Ministers last year, to make this year's results to the country worse than if they had been afforded no resources at all. Every single enterprise of theirs had been a beggarly failure. SECOND MEMBER Anybody could have said it, come to that. THIRD MEMBER Yes, because it is so true. However, when he began to lay on with such rhetoric as "the treasures of the nation lavished in wasteful thoughtlessness,"--"thousands of our troops sacrificed wantonly in pestilential swamps of Walcheren," and gave the details we know so well, Ministers wriggled a good one, though 'twas no news to 'em. Castlereagh kept on starting forward as if he were going to jump up and interrupt, taking the strictures entirely as a personal affront. [Enter a fourth member.] SEVERAL MEMBERS Who's speaking now? FOURTH MEMBER I don't know. I have heard nobody later than Ward. SECOND MEMBER The fact is that, as Whitbread said to me to-day, the materials for condemnation are so prodigious that we can scarce marshal them into argument. We are just able to pour 'em out one upon t'other. THIRD MEMBER Ward said, with the blandest air in the world: "Censure? Do his Majesty's Ministers expect censure? Not a bit. They are going about asking in tremulous tones if anybody has heard when their impeachment is going to begin." SEVERAL MEMBERS Haw--haw--haw! THIRD MEMBER Then he made another point. After enumerating our frightful failures--Spain, Walcheren, and the rest--he said: "But Ministers have not failed in everything. No; in one thing they have been strikingly successful. They have been successful in their attack upon Copenhagen--because it was directed against an ally!" Mighty fine, wasn't it? SECOND MEMBER How did Castlereagh stomach that? THIRD MEMBER He replied then. Donning his air of injured innocence he proved the honesty of his intentions--no doubt truly enough. But when he came to Walcheren nothing could be done. The case was hopeless, and he knew it, and foundered. However, at the division, when he saw what a majority was going out on his side he was as frisky as a child. Canning's speech was grave, with bits of shiny ornament stuck on-- like the brass nails on a coffin, Sheridan says. [Fifth and sixth members stagger in, arm-and-arm.] FIFTH MEMBER The 'vision is---'jority of ninety-six againsht--Gov'ment--I mean-- againsht us. Which is it--hey? (To his companion.) SIXTH MEMBER Damn majority of--damn ninety-six--against damn amendment! (They sink down on a sofa.) SECOND MEMBER Gad, I didn't expect the figure would have been quite so high! THIRD MEMBER The one conviction is that the war in the Peninsula is to go on, and as we are all agreed upon that, what the hell does it matter what their majority was? [Enter SHERIDAN. They all look inquiringly.] SHERIDAN Have ye heard the latest? SECOND MEMBER Ninety-six against us. SHERIDAN O no-that's ancient history. I'd forgot it. THIRD MEMBER A revolution, because Ministers are not impeached and hanged? SHERIDAN That's in contemplation, when we've got their confessions. But what I meant was from over the water--it is a deuced sight more serious to us than a debate and division that are only like the Liturgy on a Sunday--known beforehand to all the congregation. Why, Bonaparte is going to marry Austria forthwith--the Emperor's daughter Maria Louisa. THIRD MEMBER The Lord look down! Our late respected crony of Austria! Why, in this very night's debate they have been talking about the laudable principles we have been acting upon in affording assistance to the Emperor Francis in his struggle against the violence and ambition of France! SECOND MEMBER Boney safe on that side, what may not befall! THIRD MEMBER We had better make it up with him, and shake hands all round. SECOND MEMBER Shake heads seems most natural in the case. O House of Hapsburg, how hast thou fallen! [Enter WHITBREAD, LORD HUTCHINSON, LORD GEORGE CAVENDISH, GEORGE PONSONBY, WINDHAM, LORD GREY, BARING, ELLIOT, and other members, some drunk. The conversation becomes animated and noisy; several move off to the card-room, and the scene closes.] SCENE V THE OLD WEST HIGHWAY OUT OF VIENNA [The spot is where the road passes under the slopes of the Wiener Wald, with its beautiful forest scenery.] DUMB SHOW A procession of enormous length, composed of eighty carriages-- many of them drawn by six horses and one by eight--and escorted by detachments of cuirassiers, yeomanry, and other cavalry, is quickening its speed along the highway from the city. The six-horse carriages contain a multitude of Court officials, ladies of the Court, and other Austrian nobility. The eight-horse coach contains a rosy, blue-eyed girl of eighteen, with full red lips, round figure, and pale auburn hair. She is MARIA LOUISA, and her eyes are red from recent weeping. The COUNTESS DE LAZANSKY, Grand Mistress of the Household, in the carriage with her, and the other ladies of the Palace behind, have a pale, proud, yet resigned look, as if conscious that upon their s*x had been laid the burden of paying for the peace with France. They have been played out of Vienna with French marches, and the trifling incident has helped on their sadness. The observer's vision being still bent on the train of vehicles and cavalry, the point of sight is withdrawn high into the air, till the huge procession on the brown road looks no more than a file of ants crawling along a strip of garden-matting. The spacious terrestrial outlook now gained shows this to be the great road across Europe from Vienna to Munich, and from Munich westerly to France. The puny concatenation of specks being exclusively watched, the surface of the earth seems to move along in an opposite direction, and in infinite variety of hill, dale, woodland, and champaign. Bridges are crossed, ascents are climbed, plains are galloped over, and towns are reached, among them Saint Polten, where night falls. Morning shines, and the royal crawl is resumed, and continued through Linz, where the Danube is reapproached, and the girl looks pleased to see her own dear Donau still. Presently the tower of Brannau appears, where the animated dots pause for formalities, this being the frontier; and MARIA LOUISA becomes MARIE LOUISE and a Frenchwoman, in the charge of French officials. After many breaks and halts, during which heavy rains spread their gauzes over the scene, the roofs and houses of Munich disclose themselves, suggesting the tesserae of an irregular mosaic. A long stop is made here. The tedious advance continues. Vine-circled Stuttgart, flat Carlsruhe, the winding Rhine, storky Strassburg, pass in panorama beneath us as the procession is followed. With Nancy and Bar-le- Duc sliding along, the scenes begin to assume a French character, and soon we perceive Chalons and ancient Rheims. The last day of the journey has dawned. Our vision flits ahead of the cortege to Courcelles, a little place which must be passed through before Soissons is reached. Here the point of sight descends to earth, and the Dumb Show ends. SCENE VI COURCELLES [It is now seen to be a quiet roadside village, with a humble church in its midst, opposite to which stands an inn, the highway passing between them. Rain is still falling heavily. Not a soul is visible anywhere. Enter from the west a plain, lonely carriage, traveling in a direction to meet the file of coaches that we have watched. It stops near the inn, and two men muffled in cloaks alight by the door away from the hostel and towards the church, as if they wished to avoid observation. Their faces are those of NAPOLEON and MURAT, his brother-in-law. Crossing the road through the mud and rain they stand in the church porch, and watch the descending drifts.] NAPOLEON (stamping an impatient tattoo) One gets more chilly in a wet March than in a dry, however cold, the devil if he don't! What time do you make it now? That clock doesn't go. MURAT (drily, looking at his watch) Yes, it does; and it is right. If clocks were to go as fast as your wishes just now it would be awkward for the rest of the world. NAPOLEON (chuckling good-humouredly) How we have dished the Soissons folk, with their pavilions, and purple and gold hangings for bride and bridegroom to meet in, and stately ceremonial to match, and their thousands looking on! Here we are where there's nobody. Ha, ha! MURAT But why should they be dished, sire? The pavilions and ceremonies were by your own orders. NAPOLEON Well, as the time got nearer I couldn't stand the idea of dawdling about there. MURAT The Soissons people will be in a deuce of a taking at being made such fools of! NAPOLEON So let 'em. I'll make it up with them somehow.--She can't be far off now, if we have timed her rightly. (He peers out into the rain and listens.) MURAT I don't quite see how you are going to manage when she does come. Do we go before her toward Soissons when you have greeted her here, or follow in her rear? Or what do we do? NAPOLEON Heavens, I know no more than you! Trust to the moment and see what happens. (A silence.) Hark--here she comes! Good little girl; up to time! [The distant squashing in the mud of a multitude of hoofs and wheels is succeeded by the appearance of outriders and carriages, horses and horsemen, splashed with sample clays of the districts traversed. The vehicles slow down to the inn. NAPOLEON'S face fires up, and, followed by MURAT, he rushes into the rain towards the coach that is drawn by eight horses, containing the blue-eyed girl. He holds off his hat at the carriage-window.] MARIE LOUISE (shrinking back inside) Ah, Heaven! Two highwaymen are upon us! THE EQUERRY D'AUDENARDE (simultaneously) The Emperor! [The steps of the coach are hastily lowered, NAPOLEON, dripping, jumps in and embraces her. The startled ARCHDUCHESS, with much blushing and confusion recognizes him.] MARIE LOUISE (tremulously, as she recovers herself) You are so much--better looking than your portraits--that I hardly knew you! I expected you at Soissons. We are not at Soissons yet? NAPOLEON No, my dearest spouse, but we are together! (Calling out to the equerry.) Drive through Soissons--pass the pavilion of reception without stopping, and don't halt till we reach Compiegne. [He sits down in the coach and is shut in, MURAT laughing silently at the scene. Exeunt carriages and riders toward Soissons.] CHORUS OF THE IRONIC SPIRITS (aerial music) First 'twas a finished coquette, And now it's a raw ingenue.-- Blond instead of brunette, An old wife doffed for a new. She'll bring him a baby, As quickly as maybe, And that's what he wants her to do, Hoo-hoo! And that's what he wants her to do! SPIRIT OF THE YEARS What lewdness lip those wry-formed phantoms there! IRONIC SPIRITS Nay, Showman Years! With holy reverent air We hymn the nuptials of the Imperial pair. [The scene thickens to mist and obscures the scene.] SCENE VII PETERSBURG. THE PALACE OF THE EMPRESS-MOTHER [One of the private apartments is disclosed, in which the Empress- mother and Alexander are seated.] EMPRESS-MOTHER So one of Austrian blood his pomp selects To be his bride and bulwark--not our own. Thus are you coolly shelved! ALEXANDER Me, mother dear? You, faith, if I may say it dutifully! Had all been left to me, some time ere now He would have wedded Kate. EMPRESS-MOTHER How so, my son? Catharine was plighted, and it could not be. ALEXANDER Rather you swiftly pledged and married her, To let Napoleon have no chance that way. But Anne remained. EMPRESS-MOTHER How Anne?--so young a girl! Sane Nature would have cried indecency At such a troth. ALEXANDER Time would have tinkered that, And he was well-disposed to wait awhile; But the one test he had no temper for Was the apparent slight of unresponse Accorded his impatient overtures By our suspensive poise of policy. EMPRESS-MOTHER A backward answer is our country's card-- The special style and mode of Muscovy. We have grown great upon it, my dear son, And may such practice rule our centuries through! The necks of those who rate themselves our peers Are cured of stiffness by its potency. ALEXANDER The principle in this case, anyhow, Is shattered by the facts: since none can doubt Your policy was counted an affront, And drove my long ally to Austria's arms, With what result to us must yet be seen! EMPRESS-MOTHER May Austria win much joy of the alliance! Marrying Napoleon is a midnight leap For any Court in Europe, credit me, If ever such there were! What he may carve Upon the coming years, what murderous bolt Hurl at the rocking Constitutions round, On what dark planet he may land himself In his career through space, no sage can say. ALEXANDER Well--possibly! . . . And maybe all is best That he engrafts his lineage not on us.-- But, honestly, Napoleon none the less Has been my friend, and I regret the dream And fleeting fancy of a closer tie! EMPRESS-MOTHER Ay; your regrets are sentimental ever. That he'll be writ no son-in-law of mine Is no regret to me! But an affront There is, no less, in his evasion on't, Wherein the bourgeois quality of him Veraciously peeps out. I would be sworn He set his minions parleying with the twain-- Yourself and Francis--simultaneously, Else no betrothal could have speeded so! ALEXANDER Despite the hazard of offence to one? EMPRESS-MOTHER More than the hazard; the necessity. ALEXANDER There's no offence to me. EMPRESS-MOTHER There should be, then. I am a Romanoff by marriage merely, But I do feel a rare belittlement And loud laconic brow-beating herein! ALEXANDER No, mother, no! I am the Tsar--not you, And I am only piqued in moderateness. Marriage with France was near my heart--I own it-- What then? It has been otherwise ordained. [A silence.] EMPRESS-MOTHER Here comes dear Anne Speak not of it before her. [Enter the GRAND-DUCHESS, a girl of sixteen.] ANNE Alas! the news is that poor Prussia's queen, Spirited Queen Louisa, once so fair, Is slowly dying, mother! Did you know? ALEXANDER (betraying emotion) Ah!--such I dreaded from the earlier hints. Poor soul--her heart was slain some time ago. ANNE What do you mean by that, my brother dear? EMPRESS-MOTHER He means, my child, that he as usual spends Much sentiment upon the foreign fair, And hence leaves little for his folk at home. ALEXANDER I mean, Anne, that her country's overthrow Let death into her heart. The Tilsit days Taught me to know her well, and honour her. She was a lovely woman even then! . . . Strangely, the present English Prince of Wales Was wished to husband her. Had wishes won, They might have varied Europe's history. ANNE Napoleon, I have heard, admired her once; How he must grieve that soon she'll be no more! EMPRESS-MOTHER Napoleon and your brother loved her both. [Alexander shows embarrassment.] But whatsoever grief be Alexander's, His will be none who feels but for himself. ANNE O mother, how can you mistake him so! He worships her who is to be his wife, The fair Archduchess Marie. EMPRESS-MOTHER Simple child, As yet he has never seen her, or but barely. That is a tactic suit, with love to match! ALEXANDER (with vainly veiled tenderness) High-souled Louisa;--when shall I forget Those Tilsit gatherings in the long-sunned June! Napoleon's gallantries deceived her quite, Who fondly felt her pleas for Magdeburg Had won him to its cause; the while, alas! His cynic sense but posed in cruel play! EMPRESS-MOTHER Bitterly mourned she her civilities When time unlocked the truth, that she had choked Her indignation at his former slights And slanderous sayings for a baseless hope, And wrought no tittle for her country's gain. I marvel why you mourn a frustrate tie With one whose wiles could wring a woman so! ALEXANDER (uneasily) I marvel also, when I think of it! EMPRESS-MOTHER Don't listen to us longer, dearest Anne. [Exit Anne.] --You will uphold my judging by and by, That as a suitor we are quit of him, And that blind Austria will rue the hour Wherein she plucks for him her fairest flower! [The scene shuts.] SCENE VIII PARIS. THE GRAND GALLERY OF THE LOUVRE AND THE SALON-CARRE ADJOINING [The view is up the middle of the Gallery, which is now a spectacle of much magnificence. Backed by the large paintings on the walls are double rows on each side of brightly dressed ladies, the pick of Imperial society, to the number of four thousand, one thousand in each row; and behind these standing up are two rows on each side of men of privilege and fashion. Officers of the Imperial Guard are dotted about as marshals. Temporary barriers form a wide passage up the midst, leading to the Salon-Carre, which is seen through the opening to be fitted up as a chapel, with a gorgeous altar, tall candles, and cross. In front of the altar is a platform with a canopy over it. On the platform are two gilt chairs and a prie-dieu. The expectant assembly does not continuously remain in the seats, but promenades and talks, the voices at times rising to a din amid the strains of the orchestra, conducted by the EMPEROR'S Director of Music. Refreshments in profusion are handed round, and the extemporized cathedral resolves itself into a gigantic cafe of persons of distinction under the Empire.] SPIRIT SINISTER All day have they been waiting for their galanty-show, and now the hour of performance is on the strike. It may be seasonable to muse on the sixteenth Louis and the bride's great-aunt, as the nearing procession is, I see, appositely crossing the track of the tumbril which was the last coach of that respected lady. . . . It is now passing over the site of the scaffold on which she lost her head. . . . Now it will soon be here. [Suddenly the heralds enter the Gallery at the end towards the Tuileries, the spectators ranging themselves in their places. In a moment the wedding procession of the EMPEROR and EMPRESS becomes visible. The civil marriage having already been performed, Napoleon and Marie Louise advance together along the vacant pathway towards the Salon-Carre, followed by the long suite of illustrious personages, and acclamations burst from all parts of the Grand Gallery. SPIRIT OF THE PITIES Whose are those forms that pair in pompous train Behind the hand-in-hand half-wedded ones, With faces speaking sense of an adventure Which may close well, or not so? RECORDING ANGEL (reciting) First there walks The Emperor's brother Louis, Holland's King; Then Jerome of Westphalia with his spouse; The mother-queen, and Julie Queen of Spain, The Prince Borghese and the Princess Pauline, Beauharnais the Vice-King of Italy, And Murat King of Naples, with their Queens; Baden's Grand-Duke, Arch-Chancellor Cambaceres, Berthier, Lebrun, and, not least, Talleyrand. Then the Grand Marshal and the Chamberlain, The Lords-in-Waiting, the Grand Equerry, With waiting-ladies, women of the chamber, An others called by office, rank, or fame. SPIRIT OF RUMOUR New, many, to Imperial dignities; Which, won by character and quality In those who now enjoy them, will become The birthright of their sons in aftertime. SPIRIT OF THE YEARS It fits thee not to augur, quick-eared Shade. Ephemeral at the best all honours be, These even more ephemeral than their kind, So random-fashioned, swift, perturbable! SPIRIT OF THE PITIES Napoleon looks content--nay, shines with joy. SPIRIT OF THE YEARS Yet see it pass, as by a conjuror's wand. [Thereupon Napoleon's face blackens as if the shadow of a winter night had fallen upon it. Resentful and threatening, he stops the procession and looks up and down the benches.] SPIRIT SINISTER This is sound artistry of the Immanent Will: it relieves the monotony of so much good-humour. NAPOLEON (to the Chapel-master) Where are the Cardinals? And why not here? (He speaks so loud that he is heard throughout the Gallery.) ABBE DE PRADT (trembling) Many are present here, your Majesty; But some are feebled by infirmities Too common to their age, and cannot come. NAPOLEON Tell me no nonsense! Half absent themselves Because they WILL not come. The factious fools! Well, be it so. But they shall flinch for it! [MARIE LOUISE looks frightened. The procession moves on.] SPIRIT OF THE PITIES I seem to see the thin and headless ghost Of the yet earlier Austrian, here, too, queen, Walking beside the bride, with frail attempts To pluck her by the arm! SPIRIT OF THE YEARS Nay, think not so. No trump unseals earth's sepulchre's to-day: We are the only phantoms now abroad On this mud-moulded ball! Through sixteen years She has decayed in a back-garden yonder, Dust all the showance time retains of her, Senseless of hustlings in her former house, Lost to all count of crowns and bridalry-- Even of her Austrian blood. No: what thou seest Springs of the quavering fancy, stirred to dreams By yon tart phantom's phrase. MARIE LOUISE (sadly to Napoleon) I know not why, I love not this day's doings half so well As our quaint meeting-time at Compiegne. A clammy air creeps round me, as from vaults Peopled with looming spectres, chilling me And angering you withal! NAPOLEON O, it is nought To trouble you: merely, my cherished one, Those devils of Italian Cardinals!-- Now I'll be bright as ever--you must, too. MARIE LOUISE I'll try. [Reaching the entrance to the Salon-Carre amid strains of music the EMPEROR and EMPRESS are received and incensed by the CARDINAL GRAND ALMONERS. They take their seats under the canopy, and the train of notabilities seat themselves further back, the persons- in-waiting stopping behind the Imperial chairs. The ceremony of the religious marriage now begins. The choir intones a hymn, the EMPEROR and EMPRESS go to the altar, remove their gloves, and make their vows.] SPIRIT IRONIC The English Church should return thanks for this wedding, seeing how it will purge of coarseness the picture-sheets of that artistic nation, which will hardly be able to caricature the new wife as it did poor plebeian Josephine. Such starched and ironed monarchists cannot sneer at a woman of such a divinely dry and crusted line like the Hapsburgs! [Mass is next celebrated, after which the TE DEUM is chanted in harmonies that whirl round the walls of the Salon-Carre and quiver down the long Gallery. The procession then re-forms and returns, amid the flutterings and applause of the dense assembly. But Napoleon's face has not lost the sombre expression which settled on it. The pair and their train pass out by the west door, and the congregation disperses in the other direction, the cloud- curtain closing over the scene as they disappear. In the 1600s, Balthasar Gracian, a jesuit priest wrote 300 aphorisms on living life called "The Art of Worldly Wisdom." Join our newsletter below and read them all, one at a time.
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