The Gimp

The Dentist – December 2005

The Dentist – December 2005

“The tenets of my profession suggest that I not remove good teeth,” the concerned dentist responds in consultation.

“They’re useless to him and potentially harmful... to me. I will pay well.”

An envelope glides across the desk. The look of concern transforms to curiosity as an eyebrow is raised.

“p*****t comes after the rendering of services... usually.”

“And so I will pay after the services. Consider that to merely be for your expenses.”

The unsealed envelop yields. The eyebrow further rises. The dentist’s attention has been captured.

“It’s for ten thousand dollars!”

“Consider it a down p*****t on your confidence, as well. You will find that your patient has... shall we say... an eccentric way of comporting himself. A rather gothic presentation which need not be introduced to those without understanding.”

The dentist nods staring at the cashier’s check.

“Thursday is normally my day off. No one will be here.”

“Good. I will bring him in for the procedure. Use a modicum of Novocain. I’ll want him to remember his last trip to the dentist. And doctor, do you know anything about collagen?”

“Off course. We use it all the time to build up the gums.”

“Have some available. I’ll want his gums reshaped after the teeth are removed.”

A diagram is pushed across the desk. The dentist examines.

“This will make it quite difficult to fit a full set of dentures.”

“Not my intent. He’ll not have dentures. I want to assure he cannot too firmly grasp anything between his gums... like my labia or clitoris.”

The shocking explanation disturbs. But as the dentist further reviews the pencil etching, there comes a twinge between her thighs. The diagram suggests that the gums at the back of the mouth, at the position of the molars, be built up with collagen making it difficult to completely close and pressure anything between the gums of the incisors at the front of the mouth.

Her hand trembles. With the thoughts of oral service applied to intimate feminine anatomy, she feels sudden wetness as the twinges strengthen. Indeed, nothing will too firmly be grasped by altered gums, though a tantalizing nibble from warm, wet softness will most lasciviously enthrall.

The oral cavity of her prospective patient is to be molded to best pleasure a woman’s charms

So sinister! But such a vast check...

“Shall we agree to a similar sized check after the procedure?” the woman further inveigles.

The sexually mesmerized dentist nods, refraining from dipping her free hand to her crotch. Yes sinister, but so wickedly arousing. And enriching.

“Thursday. I will be sure to have collagen.”