The train shook and rattled like an alcoholic in the first stages of withdrawal, dragging me out of the deep, dark womb of sleep by my lapels and into a searing, painful consciousness. ‘Bollocks,’ I muttered. ‘Not again.’ I rubbed my eyes and tried to focus. I looked out of the window. A thick fog hung outside. ‘Where the b****y hell are we?’ I croaked. My throat felt like sandpaper. ‘Is this Seatown?’ ‘We’re almost there, mate,’ said the ageing punk rocker that was sat opposite me, wearing a stained Santa Clause costume. ‘Yeah?’ ‘Yeah, and it looks a lot friggin’ better when the weather’s like this, I can tell you,’ he said. ‘Not too fond of the place, then?’ I said, stretching my aching arms. ‘Nah, mate. It’s as grim as f**k and every fucker looks like Phil Collins.’ ‘Even the w
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