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KENZIE
“Destination weddings gone horribly wrong is the topic for today,” I say into the microphone. Blake and I had picked this topic a long time before I decided on one myself. “And let me say, based on everyone who reached out, some of you had a rough go. But a lot of you sure did make lemonade out of lemons.”
“Cliché alert!” Blake presses the button for the sound effect that’s become a staple of our show. He ribs me and says he thinks I say too many clichés and should come up with my own phrasing. I don’t really in normal conversations, but it seemed like a fun thing to do when we were starting our podcast and listeners seemed to like it, so we’ve kept it going.
“Yeah, yeah, I couldn’t think of anything else this early in the morning.” I sip my coffee. “You hear that, folks? It
