Kidnapped By Assassins: A Hacker's Story

7. s*x, Puns, Decapitations, 20 questions?

Leo Santo POV

After Jordan's snooping it was decided that one of us had to stay awake to keep an eye on her. It had been roughly 5 hours after the awkward moment between her and Jace. With only about an hour or so left till we landed in London. She was staring out the windows of the plane, her body language suggested that she was scared and cold. She hadn't said a single word after what had happened with Jace. He must have handled her roughly otherwise she wouldn't have been crying. She seems the sarcastic and strong type. Although, her coming out like that I was able to properly see her properly, her cheeks were puffy, due to the fact she was crying, her electric blue eyes seemed much more blue than previously, her eyes were glazed. My eyes wandered further down her body, her short tank top which read I am sarcastic because punching people is frowned upon made a smirk appear on my lips, she wasn't the 'stick figure' woman many men would swoon over, her breasts were large, but not 'fake' she had rather wide hips and her stomach was moderate and rather toned, my eyes were then led to her long and somewhat tanned legs with the short pyjama shorts covering very little, much to my amusement. Fit and healthy, smart and sarcastic, who also happens to be a social outcast and hacker. God did a weird job on this one. I think to myself with a rising smirk. What an intriguing enigma. I'm rather good with puzzles, I may have difficulties with this one however.

Jace was asleep in the isle seat diagonally across from me and Miles was next to him, his head resting on his shoulder. I was sure I could see drool coming out of his mouth. I covered my mouth in an attempt to quieten the hysterical laugher that was rising in the back of my throat. I couldn't help but thinking...

I've got to document this. It's too funny to pass up. Miles looked like he was going to wake up soon, with small movements, so I had to hurry if I wanted to savour the moment and then shove it in their faces once they gave me s**t again. Which was a lot of the time. Although I do understand that, hell I'm pretty sure they only put up with me due to the fact that my father was a huge donator to Phoenix.

Phoenix Security more like "we'll-f*****g-kill-you" there wasn't that much 'security' involved. but that's my personal opinion on the topic. I mean, who doesn't like the idea of being a hero, killing all the murderers and druggies around. Apparently it's a turn off to chicks though. Especially when you're on the job and have to kill them. Apparently it's a turn off.

-flashback-

"oh Leo baby, keep going, yes, yes"

"God woman, you are the most demanding prostitute I've been with." I said with a subtle and sincere smile. She was, and it was good s*x, too bad she's not going to live to get her next hit. So very sad.

"oh." she replies coyly, I mentally roll my eyes at her. You could tell she was use to the s*x, but the fact that she stole the used condoms of her Johns' and then used them to get kidnapped girls pregnant to then blackmail her Johns'.

I honestly understood that part, the s*x, she was a w***e after all, s*x was all she could do, but what made me sick was the fact that she was a human trafficker. She'd use the ploy of s*x, and that cheesy smile to get men into bed with her, f**k her, then she'd go and find girls and sell them off, some as young as 4 years old. While getting others pregnant.

I took a deep breath and rolled onto the bed, she then proceeded to mount me.

The hotel room was on the small side, it's beige walls and low hanging ceiling made it feel clostropobic. The bed was in the middle of the room. And the door was to the far right of the room. She was going me one hell of a blow job by this point and then Jace and Miles walked in and ruined the mood. The woman, who's name as Lana, her head flew up as she heard the door swing open.

"seriously Leo, the job should be done by now."

"you ruin my fun Miles" I reply

"fun? What a-are you talking about" the beautiful Lana asked.

"oh my dear, well, I'm here to kill you" I reply bitterly.

Her face contorted and twisted in horror as I continued speaking. "you my dear Lana have been a despicable human being, blackmail, s*x trafficking, slave trade, kidnapping. Need I say more?"

"Honestly Leo, finish the job, we'll be outside." Jace said as he rolled his eyes at my themantics. I'm a sucker for theater. Sue me.

Miles and Jace walk out and guarded the door. While Lana slid off the bed with the sheet wrapped around her body, and looked for a way to escape.

" those vile girls deserved what they got!" she he hissed at me. Not a spec of regret in her eyes.

"you and I both know that that's certainly not the case." I reply as I pick up my blade, it's sharp edge was quite the turn on. I began walking towards her, and once I was close enough and saw the anger and hatred in her eyes I separated her head from her body with a single motion of the blade. Her head rolled to a stop near the door, I looked down at my handy work. And smiled to myself. This was one hell of an interesting job. Mile opens the door and looked down at his feet.

"decapitation? Really Leo?" he asked.

"why not? A gory end to a despicable human being?" I countered.

-end of flashback -

I was brought out of my thoughts of Lana, my first kill. Eli was in the other end of the plane on the phone, probably to Kane, letting him know about how much of a pain in the ass this chick is. Hell, she f*****g ninja-kicked me in the chest once and then elbowed me another time, it seems rather unfair that I was the only one who got s**t. b***h.

My eyes darted back to Miles and Jace, still asleep, I unbuckled my seat belt and pulled my phone out of my back pocket. Blackmail material. I turned my head around and saw Jordan have a somewhat amused look on her face. I turned back around and opened the camera.

*click*

Fuck! The flash was on. Abort mission! Repeat ABORT MISSION!

Miles jumped up and looked around startled. Jace followed a few moments after. But by this time I bolted over towards the girl's seat, sliding my phone quickly back into my pocket.

Jordan was attempting to contain her laughter. While Jace and Miles looked at each other in confusion.

"Leo what the f**k did you do?" Miles asked with caution along with anger. I froze in my seat and looked at them both in horror, for a moment.

"I'm sorry" Jordan relied through her laughter, "h-he told me a joke..." why is she lying? Hey, I'm not complaining but just curious as to why?

"oh? What's the joke about. Leo?" Jace asked me.

*internal panicking*

"it's a pretty shitty joke" she counters.

"oh?" Miles asked amused.

"okay fine, What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?" she asks them with a raised eyebrow

"uhh...?" they both reply.

"A condescending con decending" she answers.

"Leo, that's f*****g shit." Jace answers

"yeah! You've got a dry sense of humour man" Miles adds.

"I can do better than that" all our heads turn towards Jordan who is sitting next to me with a tight smirk on her face.

"really? Well then if you think so. Go on" I tease.. Suppose I should keep on playing along, the last thing I need for them to find out about the photo. Not yet anyways.

"fine, What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?" she asks.

"what?" Miles asks confused. While Jace stands next to him attempting to think of the answer. I sit next her with a bewildered expression on my face.

"Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean." she answers expressionless. While I start laughing, followed by Miles then Jace.

"H-Holy s**t woman." I say through my laughter. Attempting to calm myself. Miles had his hand on Jace's shoulder and they are both hunched over in hysterics.

"how do you know that joke?" Miles asks once he composed himself.

"my dad, dry sense of humour, the usual dad jokes stuff" she replied with a hint of sadness in her voice while attempting to convey humour. The others didn't seem to pick it up, perhaps because I was sitting next to her, I saw it.

Jordan Maston POV

I honestly have no idea why I helped Leo out of his photography predicament. It was quite hilarious when the flash went off.

I could have sworn that I saw alarm bells go off in Leo's head. The horror on his face was priceless. Hopefully I'll still be around once the others find out about the photo. I'm pretty sure Jace has a wet patch on his shirt due to Miles' drooling.

I tried to contain my laughter but seemed to fail. I honestly don't know why I lied. But it seemed to change the mood. They all were laughing, you'd never think that they all killed people for a living. Whether or not they were bad people, they still killed people. I don't think it's something that can be so easily justified.

"Well, Jordan what else don't we know about you?" I heard one of them ask.

"what?" I replied, I wasn't paying attention and didn't know who asked.

"what else don't we know about you?" Miles asked again.

Maybe if you tell them your sad life they'll feel sorry for you and let you go. I don't really want a pity party. I got that enough in Somnerset.

"what do you want to know?" I ask raising an eyebrow. A smirk appeared on his lips. Why do guys smirk, he could be thinking of ways kill me, or some other disgusting thoughts about me.

"alright then, perhaps a game of 20 questions is in order" he asks.

"what's in it for me? You guys kidnapped me, are you going to tell me your life stories?" I questioned.

"as long as the questions have nothing to do with why you're here, then yes." Leo added.

"alright fine." I said as I crossed my arms in a huff.

"alright then" Miles says as he and Jace walked over to the seats opposite myself and Leo.

"I'll start then" Leo snickers.

"okay." I reply to his remark cautiously.

"which one of us would you rather lose your v-card to?"

"excuse me?" I ask in shock.

"you heard me the first time Princess" he retorted.

Dick. He wants to play like this, let's play.

"so you mean like f**k, marry, kill right?" I ask.

He raises an eye brow at me. "sure if you want to do it that way.

"alright, well..." I paused for a minute to think. "hmm... I'd probably f**k Miles, marry Jace and kill you." I said bluntly.

"excuse me?" Leo countered. He sounded rather hurt. "I'm the younger of them, I'm the closest to your age, Miles is...he's old. And Jace, well... Jace is Jace." he finished, and glared at Miles and Jace who were laughing across from us.

"hey, don't get your knickers in a twist, you wanted an answer you got one" I teased.

"my go?" I ask.

They all nodded at me.

"okay, age and how long you've been 'Professionally killing people'" I air quote.

There was a minute of silence before they replied.

Leo started first. "19, and 16 months"

Miles. "24, three and a half years"

I nodded at their replies before turning my head to Jace, preparing to hear him speak, already knowing what he was going to say.

"21, and five years." he answers.

"wow." I retort, "well, I expected Leo to be the youngest, you know, with his maturity level and all, but I wouldn't think that you were 24, Miles." I said with a small smile as I saw Leo who was fuming next to me.

"hahaha, well, age is just a number and it just means I'm experienced Angel." he says as he wriggles his eyebrows suggestively at me. I roll my eyes.

"alright my go" Miles pipes up, "what was your first hack?"

"I hacked into my middle school website and changed the grades of the bullies and they had to repeat a year" I counted quickly. He nods at my response.

40 minutes later

The questions picked up quickly after that, most of which weren't the most important or interesting things. Leo likes his alcohol and was indeed a gear head. I knew it! And the other Guy 'Eli' full name Elizer is his older brother, who is actually 27.

Miles had 3 brothers: one older and two younger than him. And Jace, well Jace left us after three or four questions . Eli called him into the other part of the plane. And we hadn't seen him since.

It was Miles' turn to ask me a question again. "music taste" he says arching an eyebrow.

"that's an impossible question." I counter shocked. It was an impossible question, I'm not an all out rock head like my dad or a rhythm and blues fan like my mother.

"well just list off some bands and artists then." I rolled my eyes at him and I began thinking.

"theory of a dead man, green day, Linkin park, five finger death punch, fall out boy..." I pause, Miles and Leo were looking at me in disbelief as I continued. "Panic! And the Disco, short stack, Guy Sebastian, Brian Adams, Rick Springfield, Shaun Mendes, Avril Lavigne, James Blunt, MKTO, starset, my chemical romance, do you want me to keep going or?" I ask them, "uh... No we're good. You are a very strange girl." Leo answers me. "and you are a very strange boy Leonardo" I say with a smirk, using his real name which he told me after answering one of my questions. Which I'm probably going to keep using just to piss him off.

"my go, favourite author?" Leo asks me. Didn't thing he was a reader...

"Matthew Riley, Lee Child, Emily Rodda" I answer truthfully. Such fantastic authors.

Before we had a chance for me to think of, let alone ask my next question, Jace and Eli walked back into us.

"Alright enough with your gossip session, we're about to land" Eli announces. d**k. Elizer... As he and Jace walk to their seats as the 'fasten seat belt sign' flicks on. The plane descends quickly and I hear the screeching tyres on the runway. Great. Welcome to London. f**k.

They all undo their belts and stand up. I continue sitting in the seat, a wave of fear arose in me. "Up" I heard Eli's stern voice order. I sat there staring at him, I didn't want to get on this f*****g plane but now I'm going to make it impossible for them to get me off it.

I don't lose eye contact with him. I could see the annoyance in his eyes. Don't give in, make it difficult. They aren't allowed to hurt you! Piss the prick off!! He begins walking towards me, his eyes staring almost through me, I dig my nails into the leather armrest, partially out of fear, and partially in defiance. "Hey E, Jonathan needs you outside" Miles offers. Eli takes it, not before staring at me through gritted teeth. I exhaled the huge breath that I didn't know that I was holding in. Miles walks up to me casually and bends down and undoes my belt. "Some advice Jordan, don't get on Eli's bad side, it's not good for anyone." he looks up at me with a sad smile. He stands up straight, "alright let's go" again I don't move, this time out of complete fear, I didn't want to get up, more to the point I doubt I physically could. Miles gives me a heavy sign. "alright Angel if that's the way you want to play it, I'll play, I pulled my hand off the armrest as he attempts to take it, he finally grabs it and yanks me off the chair, the force causes me to crash into his hard chest. Suppose I should be thankful that he had a shirt on, otherwise I'm sure his n*****s who have taken my eyes out.

"alright..." he pauses, as he feels me shaking. "common then" he grabs my waist, and before I can protest he hauled me onto his shoulder. He deliberately bounces me on his shoulder and with a thud I'm almost completely off the edge of it. Almost my entire upper body was down his back, he had a hold of my legs so I couldn't move, I attempted to move but he turned around and made a b line for the door. f**k. I attempted to push myself up to see where we were going but couldn't as we descended the stairs. Miles moved his shoulder again and I slid slightly back down, my knees were halfway down his chest, and the rest of me was still dangling over his shoulder. I grunted and groaned, trying to wriggle out of his arms. I finally decided that I wasn't going to be able to get out of his grip, so the least I could do was annoy him. I stretched my arms up to my head, which was quite difficult when you were dangling off someone's shoulder and began to undo my hair tie, my hair fell all over my face and was touching Miles' butt. Ewwww... I got the hair off the tie and leaned up towards his ear, and flicked it at his ear. Just as we made it down the stairs of the plane.

"Ow! What the f**k was that!" he yelled. Before I had the chance to give the tie another flick a hand grabbed it out of my hands. "hey!, that's mine, you bleached coral!" I flicked my hair to the side to see an amused smile on the guy's face. He wore glasses similar to Harry Potter's and his hair was ruffled and sticking up in some places. "bleached coral?" he asks confused, with an amused smile on his face. Yeah, I don't know where that insult came from... I began to feel Miles' body move under me, as he began chuckling loudly. "so Jonathan, what do you think?" I hear him ask. The hair tie thief began talking. "I see what you mean, she's a handful, but she seems to make things interesting." he chuckles and I roll my eyes as I was holding my waist length hair out of my face. It was very difficult to maintain a glare at someone when you were almost completely upside down. Miles and the Harry Potter lookalike began walking towards a car "ugh! f**k!" I was pretty sure that Miles was making his strides bigger on purpose. It was freezing, the cold wind blew in every direction, making my hair into a birds nest. Harry Potter, I mean Jonathan. Stopped walking as fast as Miles and was then behind him, staring at me, "you like what you see Potter?" I hiss as I move around atop the shoulder of the d**k that is Miles. Harry Potter is love, Harry Potter is life. In this case he's an ass.

"as a matter of fact I do like what I see."he replies coyly. I flip my hair out of my face and see that he is waving my hair tie at me reach for it and he pulls it back, teasing me, to which my response was to grab his glasses." hey, I need those to see!" he whines at me." oh really? Then give me the hair tie!" I challenge him.

"not gonna happen" he says bitterly

"I wonder how'd you feel if your glasses to... to somehow break.." I pause for effect.

"you wouldn't dare"

"f*****g try me" I retort.

"No"

"scared Potter?!" I laugh. Laugh? f*****g laugh? s**t, I'd still break the glasses.

Jonathan stares at me in amusement before he realises that I'm still holding his glasses. He dives for them and hold them over my shoulder and in front of Miles' face. Jonny was leaning towards the glasses and I grabbed the hair tie out of his hand and securing it around my wrist. "dammit" he curses and squints at me. I hold out his glasses and he snatches them out of my hands. "you wouldn't have had to go through that if you just gave it to me" I said to him. He rolls his eyes. I grin at his response. "if you're done being a pain in the ass Miss Maston?"

I heard Eli propose.

"actually Elizer I am not done being a pain in the ass." I raise an eyebrow at him, and see him beginning to fume.

"You f*****g d**k Leo, you told her my name!?"

"actually if was very forthcoming with it, what he neglected to divulge is how that you've got a stick so far up your ass that you can still walk straight!" I yell at him. His face contorts into a twisted glare. "get her in the f*****g car Miles!" he orders. Jonathan smirks at me, was he approving of my sarcasm? Perhaps...

Miles walks closer to the car and Jonathan goes to the other side of the car and gets in. Miles bounces me off his shoulder and shoves me in the car, I bump into Jonathan and he grabs my arms to stop me from moving while Miles gets in. Leo enters the driver seat and Eli in the passenger seat. I keep on squirming in Jonathan's grip. I turn to face the back of Eli's head and shove my bare foot up against the headrest and his face is shoved forward onto the dashboard and I hear a crack. Woohoo another broken nose at the hands of Miss Maston

Eli turns around to face me, his eyes black in anger and blood dripping, no poring out of his nose. Before he could touch me I felt I sharp pain hit my bare thigh, I look over and saw Miles with a needle in his hand as he emptied his contents into my body, I continued to fight against Jonathan's grip and was beginning to feel weak, I looked down at Miles' hand as he pulled the needle out, I Looked to Leo in the driver's seat with an emotionless expression on his face. I kept on fighting as I hard as I could, but my limbs were heavy and I looked to Eli as my vision blurred to see a smile on his face. I give him a smirk. "a broken nose looks good on y-you... Elizer" I hiss. I look at him for a moment and see the smile fall off his face, before I plunged into complete darkness.

Welcome to London kids.