The Chair

Chapter 26: The First Lorileigh-3

Horman Geezenszen’s younger brother Theotis changed the family name from Geezenszen, Frisan for “son of geese” to Daagnwhere, Dutch for “man of birds”, translated in the Eastern hemisphere as “people of flight”, Japanese notably as 「**の*々」`Hikō no hito 々’ , an attempt to become more inclusive and electable as a constable with bodacious boisterous bold beer bashing brawling boxing bratz basting birdwatchers, who represented a significant swing voting bloc, “stemblok”, an exclusive group, membership by invitation only, with a written répondez s’il vous plaît (RSVP) within fourteen (14) days required from any candidate before any hazing rituals, harassment events, and induction ceremonies could begin, in the local area totalling nearly twenty seven men (27 + or -) of voting age, then nineteen (19), who owned land in sizes from one third (1/3) of, to five hundred (500), acres. His children, all boys, became Daagnwheres, and eventually Dogwears, whose descendants danced to Double Dutch Bus © (1980), a hit funk song by Frankie Smith, made famous for its extensive use of the “izz” infix form of slang, released as a single in 1980 and released on the album Children of Tomorrow © in early 1981 on WMOT Records and Tapes (remastered 2008).

The New Orania farm became the Daagnwhere Landgoed at the northeast corner of what is now Broadway and Daagnwhere Place. The building was demolished on Christmas Eve in 1914 supposedly for no longer complying with city code, the direct result of an unannounced, unscheduled, unexpected, and unsportsmanlike inspection a month before on Thanksgiving Day that determined the building “uninhabitable for seers with tears for fears who drank beers to no longer be able through supernatural insight alight with might while in flight just ever so slight without a fight to see what the future decides while worrying about the past”, a violation of Building Code § 41, ¶ Paragraph C, Subparagraph 26, Lines 10-22, Addendum 73 A6 maintaining, sustaining, and pertaining to “boundless groundless soundness” of any building, with the exception of churches, jails, and waterfront warehouses, but the real story is it was a meeting place for the Wobblies, the Industrial Workers of the World (IWW), an international labor union founded in Chicago near Michigan Avenue in a peat warehouse in 1905, the origin of the name Wobblie then and now remaining uncertain, unclear, and unknown, with IWW ideology combining general unionism with industrial unionism, a union of unions, both under the guise of an indirect resistance to the demands of company management and an avoidance of direct confrontation, as in procrastinating, pouting, preening, or misplacing important materials. and silent dissent type of radical feminism fomented by lack of baking soda, Fels-Naptha™ soap, and Abe Plough’s free samples of many shades and hues of rouge lipstick which had been available in pharmacy stores in the Great American Midwest, seeping its way east northeast all the way on up into Maine, as it was therefore then considered a general union, subdivided between the various industries which employ its members, its philosophy and tactics described as revolutionary factory unionism, with ties to socialist, syndicalist, analyst, chrysalist, and anarchist labor movements, as then Mayor Ira Joe Boheet said “I’m not having any more of these sumbitches around here no more.”

*Polynesia: a subregion of Oceania, comprised of more that made up of more than 1,000 islands scattered over the central and southern Pacific Ocean. The indigenous, or “native” people who inhabit the islands of Polynesia are called, yes, you guessed it, Polynesians. They have many commonalities, including language, culture, and tradition. They have a strong shared tradition of sailing and using stars to navigate, most notably the Southern Cross, at night. The largest country in Polynesia is New Zealand. Australia is not part of Polynesia. Never has been. Never will be. Well, maybe it will be. Never say never. The term Polynésie was first used in 1756 by the French writer Charles “Chuck” de Brosses, who originally applied it to all islands of the Pacific. In 1831, Jules Dumont d’Urville proposed, and was successful in implementing, a narrower definition during a lecture at the Geographical Society of Paris, who voted 608 to 252 in favor of his proposal, with 31 abstentions, and 14 other members away on vacation in the south of France, a two thirds majority required for any change of a previous designation of anything geographic. de Brosses was given “une ovation tonitruante d’une durée de plus de dix minutes après le vote a eu lieu et a été réalisée de la salle de conférence sur les épaules de cartographes, d’arpenteurs et d’éditeurs de renom dans la galerie.”

By tradition, the islands located in the South Pacific have also often been called the South Sea Islands, and their inhabitants have been called South Sea Islanders. The Hawaiian Islands have often been considered to be part of the South Sea Islands because of their relative proximity to the south Pacific islands, even though they are in fact located technically in the North Pacific being located north of the equator. Another term in use, which avoids this inconsistency but sheds doubt, causes confusion, and deflects blame re the entire situation, is “The Polynesian Triangle™” its designation taken or made from the shape created by the layout of the islands in the Pacific Ocean. This term makes clear that the grouping includes the Hawaiian Islands, which are located at the northern vertex of the referenced “triangle.” Further note: Due to time constraints, an in-depth analysis and roundtable discussion of the Pythagorean theorem, “a2 + b2 = c2” while merited, will not be included herein. For a depiction of said Polynesian Triangle, pull out a map and draw a straight line from Hawaii to New Zealand across to Easter Island and then back on over to Hawaii. There you go. That’s your Polynesian Triangle.

The Promised Land © (1978) is a song by Bruce Springsteen from the album Darkness on the Edge of Town ©, recorded at the Record Plant in New York City, on Columbia Records and Tapes (remastered 2002), released as a single in Europe, backed by another song from the album, Streets of Fire ©, the third single from the album after Badlands © and Prove It All Night ©. The Promised Land was also included on the compilation album The Essential Bruce Springsteen ©, (2003) the song being a staple of Springsteen’s live shows since 1978, and has been included on several concert albums and videos. The live album Live/1976-85 © includes a 1985 performance of The Promised Land from a concert in Los Angeles, California, and a performance of the song from a 2003 concert in Barcelona, Spain is included on the Live in Barcelona © video. A June 28, 2009 live performance in London from the Working on a Dream Tour was included on the London Calling: Live in Hyde Park © DVD. The box set The Promise © contains video of three (3) live performances of The Promised Land, a 2009 performance from the Paramount Theater in Asbury Park, New Jersey, without an audience, a 1978 performance from a concert in Phoenix, on the desert cactus and sage filled natural grounds between the golf course and mountains at the Arizona Biltmore™ hotel, and another 1978 performance from a concert in Houston, Texas at The Summit™.

Lorileigh: “Walk quickly, we need to buy some vegetables today, only then can we eat something.”

Lilith: “Why mother, we don’t have anything at home?”

“No, mother earns, then buys, and then we eat. Don’t you know?”

“Hmmm.”

“It will not be easy for you.”

“I am beginning to feel that way.”

“This is why I keep telling you to study and become a doctor or a teacher or work in an office so that your children will not have to wait daily for meals.”

“I was still for some seconds! Hats off to that fighting spirit.”

For the first manned landing on the planet Mars, Elysium Planitia was selected not for its surface features, but for safety considerations. Planitia is Latin for a flat surface, geometric plane, or flatness of a designated area. Elysium is from the ancient Greek name for an afterlife paradise, usually referred to in English as the Elysian Fields. The landing site lies in the western portion of Elysium Planitia, centered at about 4.5 degrees north latitude and 135.9 degrees east longitude.

The landing ellipse was about eighty-one miles long, west to east, eighteen miles wide, covering an area within which the spacecraft had about a 99% chance of landing when targeted for the center of the ellipse. Now dropped from “Ironsides” the control command module “Constitution” headed down to the surface of the planet Mars, piloted by Mission Commander and Captain Lorileigh Alyn Cooper (USN), co-piloted by her husband, Col. John Allen Cooper VI (USAF), Yves Baker St. Jacques, the famed French photo-journalist, bon vivant, yachtsman, adventurer, gambler, and heir to horse track racing and barbed wire industry fortunes, and Athena Trgovich, payload specialist, and former Miss America and television journalist.

As “Ironsides,” (MTV) which was planned to land a day later on the previously years earlier robot constructed Runway 27R, orbited Mars with the six other crew members, Nellie Flomdich, geologist and PhD from the University of Iowa, Capt. Jack Richardson IV (USMC), the backup Mission Commander, Lt. Colonel Subramanian S. Ramadorai (USAF), Computer & Communications Systems Director and Neural Logics & Artificial Intelligence Officer, and Francis C. “Charlie” Webb (USAF), Navigator and Mission Engineer, Lt. Carly “Cay” Manusama (USN), Onboard Flight Engineer, and Lt. Willliam “Billy” F. Lowenjack (United States Army), Flight Surgeon, the lander “Constitution” (MLV) fell through the thin Martian atmosphere, heatshield first, firing its retro rockets to slowly descend, deploying a safety chute, and landed on the smooth plains of Elysium Planitia on the surface of Mars touching down as over three and a half billion people on earth watched at 11:59:59 AM o’clock PDT (2:59:59 PM o’clock EDT) on July 4, 2067.

Due to time constraints and literary standards that do not apply to me, we move ahead in the story.

Constitution flipped over last instant crashing on Mars communications with earth NASA gone blank black blurry blue I was sat up seeing back to what was Earth though I saw only Sun.

One month later I am still here alone.

Robert McKenzie also wrote a mystery of the utmost proportion, written first as a brief script, and originally placed here as a continuity vignette to bridge the gap between the before and after Mars landing scenes by spacecraft crew members, many of whom are both descendants of key early original characters who have become important personae in their own individual rights, previously detailed, mostly as he said later “I didn’t really know how to link the ending scene from one volume to a suitable place later of my own choosing, time, place, and manner in the middle of another scene, after all this was my first trip to Mars, but not my first rodeo, and admittedly I was extremely concerned about where my dramaturgy was headed”, viewed later as a comical science fiction interlude parody, farce, and tango, an infinite circular reference and dead heat on a merry-go-round, though it apparently, unintentionally, and convincingly without warning stoically, seriously, and solemnly, with no aversion, conversion, or diversion pierced deep and struck a chord dead on target into the mindset and crashed on the dark side of readers psyches giving them cause to reflect, clause to recept, chance to connect, laws to enmesh, plants to obesh, and pause to refresh penned with a Conway Stewart ® Tommy Shelby™ pen in cursive using Indian indigo ink on a 100% Irish lace linen napkin made in New York City, which was not created by the Irish, instead it was fashioned by Italian immigrant women and girls, including mothers and daughters, who worked from original Irish patterns and incorporated traditional Irish motifs such as the rose ? and the shamrock ?, and later turkeys , Santa Claus heads ?, and bunnies ?, often used in Irish crochet lace, for years called “real Irish lace” even though Irish people had nothing to do with it, while sitting at the children’s table one Thanksgiving to jump start what would eventually become his epic Father & Son: A Tale of Zfljkxd and Blzrcsw © (2027), the true life story of two Martians ? ? travelling the solar system ? and universe at large ⭐??✨ ☀️ in a flying saucer , a father and his son, which epitomizes the writer’s fiction and his constant questioning of true existence and wonderment regarding while you are still here reading. A spinoff of The Chair, it is considered a radio ?, stage ?, screen ?, and television ? classic today, even though it still has not yet been released. It begins: