Officer Annette Benson
Innovative thinking is part of our training.
I do not know where I left my latex gloves. But I cannot let my oversight allow in Mr. Willie Devereux to escape the ultimate in humiliation.
Much contraband can be squeezed into that tight rear aperture. And I will not permit the absence of gloves to result in an incomplete search.
So, I see that attached to the bumper of this rusty Toyota is an old trailer hitch, its bracket somewhat corroded with age, but the rounded, bulbous knob remains shiny with its chrome surface.
Not wishing to damage my young speeders rectum, Maxs large and wet tongue will suffice for a coating of lubricant. I will sit my young perpetrator atop the hitch and have him work it inward...slowly... so very slowly and gently. Any foreign objects
