Chapter 29
“They nuked me! Those motherfuckers nuked me!” Avatar Teddy was livid, its chubby hands holding the top of its head.
Guillermo looked up.
“There was barely a whiff at the side. It doesn’t look like a nuclear mushroom to me.”
“That’s because I absorbed the blast, you primitive life-form!”
He squinted, covered his eyes. Staring at the shiny orb of a spaceship was extremely hard on a sunny day. There was a minuscule mushroom cloud, all right, emanating from the side of the ship. “Oh God, are we safe?”
“Are we safe?” Avatar Teddy screamed. “Yes, your meat is safe at this distance. I can see how worried you are about my main body, though. Thanks a lot!”
“I’m sorry, Teddy. I honestly don’t know about these things. Is your ship alright?”
Avatar Teddy looked up, unblinking. The
