I wish I could say that the sight in front of me freaked out my virgin eyes and caused me to scream and run away in horror. Regrettably, that just wasn't the case; after all, I've had to stay in the same room as my mate while he was with countless girls. I don't think it can get much worse than that, so this was nothing in comparison.
I gently shut the front door and looked right at the guy and told him, "Apparently I'm your new roomy. So I'm going to go down and get some food, I'll be back up in about half an hour. Hopefully that's enough time for you guys to finish up here."
He stared at me with his mouth hanging wide open, making me bite my lip to prevent myself from laughing. He clearly wasn't going to be able to form coherent sentences, so I decided to ignore him and head out making
