"Barney, meet Lorraine Romanoff, my partner and - for lack of a more appropriate name - my girlfriend. Raine, meet my older brother and the biggest pain in my ass, Charles Bernard Dark."
"How many times have I told you, Nicholason, to not call me by my full name?" Barney hissed at his younger brother, glaring when the twenty-seven-year-old only laughed at him in reply.
"Okay, Barney the Dinosaur, what do you want?" Nicholas replied, earning another death glare from his older brother.
"You're such a pain in my ass," Barney muttered, stepping into the office and letting the door shut behind him. "So how long has it taken you to introduce your girlfriend to your big brother?"
"Seven months, three weeks and five days," Nicholas easily answered, making all three of them raise their eyebrows
