I'm bombarded with To -do this and Not- to -do this instructions.Loads and loads of them.
"Stand straighter "
"Stop fidgeting"
"Sit properly "
Don't do this, Don't do that.....
Hell, I didn't even know there had to be a style for smiling.
"No, Too wide..."
"Shorten it....More ,more " She insists till my smile doesn't feel like mine anymore but just a slightly curved line on my face.
"You will be a queen soon,show attitude it is essential.Attitude and elegance define a royalty " I roll my eyes which only sends her into another fit.
To say Orthyme is a hard taskmaster is the understatement of the century .
By the end of the sessions with her I'm completely drained.
Who would have thought being given royal training Anna Hathaway style in princess diaries would be so tiring?
And
