Caden/Asshole drove a Land Rover. I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t that. And it was clean. I paused after I opened the door and could only stand there. It was impeccably clean. He’d already gotten inside. “Please don’t tell me the leather offends you.” “It’s so clean.” “Yeah?” I had no clue what came over me, but I broke out in a “Ta-daa!” and my arms lifted like heaven’s gate had been thrown open. A full choir and orchestra played out in my voice. “Behold the gloriousness!” Then I dropped my arms and was met with silence. He tilted his head. “How much did you drink?” Yeah, maybe it was the booze. Shrugging, I got inside. “Sorry. I’m just surprised,” I explained as he pulled away from the curb. “Kevin’s car is always a mess. The floor of the front seat where my feet are