Ansel
I squinted at the entrance sign and looked at Elisa.
"Sorry, what are we doing here?" I was confused.
"We are going to have a nice tour at this lovely farm, and you are going to learn how to milk a cow," Elisa replied casually as if it was the most natural thing to do on a first date.
Oh, you got to be kidding me, I thought. I had never been on a farm. I didn't even like farm animals. My parents took me to a petting zoo once, but I ran out crying because I couldn't stand the smell of feces. Elisa must've sensed how snooty I was and decided to bring me here to mess with me.
Jokes on her because I won't back down, I decided. I am going to have a good time no matter what. But wait...did she just say milk a cow?
"What do you mean we are going to learn how to milk a cow?" I let out
