It turns out I had no reason to get pissy. Connor took my hand and squeezed it, never breaking eye contact with Mandy, Miranda, or whatever her name was.
"She is exactly my type. I just dated the wrong kind of girls in high school," he smiled.
Oh yes, you tell that skanky hoe you are mine, I thought dubiously.
"Alright, I'll leave you to it. Enjoy your dinner," she smiled and walked away. She gave her ass a little twirl on the way as if to show off her newfound seductive side. Begone, thot.
"What was that about?" I asked Connor after she was out of our earshot.
"What do you mean?" he looked at me with an oblivious expression on his face.
"Don't tell me you didn't notice her giving you the googly eyes. She was flirting with you incessantly!" I exclaimed.
"I didn't notice. I was too b
