“Selected friends, I have profoundly disturbing news. My contacts in China have confirmed that another pandemic is soon to go global. Sileo is more deadly than the plague, more contagious than Ebola and more persistent than Covid-19. I’ve seen samples of the virus. You will catch it from any infected mammal dead or alive. From an infected person’s clothes.”
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“My scientists out here in California suggest that the expected mortality rate is 100%. When everyone and everything has perished, without hosts, the virus will likely disappear. Our computer models suggest the entire process from first super spreader event to the extinction of all mammals takes no more than three days. Yes, selected friends, three f*****g days. The good news is that Sil
