CADEN "Everything has an expiration date," she says. Yes, I know that better than anyone, even better than whoever established the phrase. For instance, CARA for one, MY MOTHER for two, LIFE for three, LOVE for four, MARRIAGE for five, FAMILY for six. Should I keep going? I bet those are enough examples. "One day I will live far away from you, and there will be no me for you to torture. And when that day comes, it will be the best day of my life," she says. Does she really believe that day would come? Oh, so naive. Waiting for the Disney fairytale to rescue her is like waiting for my mother to come back for me. And that chance is no more because the woman had forgotten she has one child left behind. Yes, she can bite me. That woman is no good; she has her own evil, or maybe she's th