Trixie had never had this much fun translating for her parents. She’d been doing it all her life, but never with a good-looking man squirming on the hot seat before. It started with the basics. “Name, Mac Brindisi. My address is a post office box in Washington state for now, but I intend to find a place close to Piper after the summer. She lives in Seattle with her mother. Divorced for four years. Former military, now pursuing a career path in civilian ocean rescue training. Thirty-five years old. One older sister with two children. Allergic to cat dander. Don’t smoke, only drink when the social occasion calls for it.” From there things went off the rails and he found himself answering questions about where he’d gone to high school and what his grades had been like. “This is why I never