One week later, Hail The Dead Marys played a Halloween festival. I didn’t have any events that weekend, so I went to see them perform. A mask and costume was required to get in, so I went as super villain Bane from DC Comics. I was curious as to what the band would be wearing, especially Joey. The barn where the festival was being held was packed when I got there, the music in full swing. I moved closer to where the band played—not an easy task with all the groupies—and chuckled to myself when I saw their outfits. Every last one of the members wore a dress of some sort, with red masks. Of course, Joey was his flamboyant self with a red miniskirt and tight black tank top, his shoulder-length hair slightly sweaty, with some strands stuck to his face. He was mesmerizing, sexy as f**k, and co