“Dear children, faculty, and staff members, I, the Principal of Delhi International School, am ecstatic to announce that I have decided to get married to your Vice-Principal, Ms. Dubey. I cannot live without her and thus we are eloping. And that means school is over for today. Hurray!”
“You"re kidding?” I watch Saahil"s face for a sign that he’s lying. “This didn"t actually happen at your previous school.”
It’s lunch break and Saahil is telling me stories of the school he attended before. I suspect they’re more fiction than real.
Saahil says with a straight face, “It did, and the best part is that school authorities could never catch the guy who hacked the PA system. The school was in such chaos that it took the rest of the school day to get students inside the classroom. The principal
