It was too late to point the finger at me. I had on my clothes and was leaving.
My hole, a finger, and some lubrication were my companions.
“Hey! As I walked into the home, one of the frat brothers laughed and said, "Just heard about the prank you perpetrated in the locker room. "You better not treat me like that."
I winked at him and said, "Don't worry, if I do it to one of you, I'll make sure to do it to you all. It was real. I wouldn't single out any one person. Everyone was fair game, but Jordan was a mess since his parents had told him to wait to use his trust money until the fraternity was back on track. It also meant that I was no longer permitted to play any inside jokes.
I used the improvised door stop to secure the door to my room.
I had been considering this all morning. I
