When I got out of work my secretary reminded me of the family dinner. I checked the time and saw that I was already late. I took my jacket and left with my driver, Reuben. Entering the house I heard Aunt Sam being mean to my mother. I walked majestically to the hall and put her where she belonged. I instructed my driver to send them away. I approached my mother but she didn't pay attention to me. I sighed and looked around. I found a place next to a cute little girl. I sat next to her after unbuttoning my blazers. The little girl suddenly spoke to me harshly which stunned me. I composed myself and stared at her chubby face, sighed, and continued to eat. I went into the living room after having a portion of the meal, the little girl followed me and sat on my thigh, "what the hell !! She's