7 HAYES“We’re looking for something . . . discreet.”
“Can’t have the kids stumbling across a ten-inch hot pink dildo, now can we?”
Ten inches? Someone’s ambitious.
Wolfie and I are at the back of our storefront, balancing spreadsheets. But for the past ten minutes, we’ve had a front-row seat to Connor attempting to help a middle-aged couple find the perfect toy to spice up their struggling marriage.
He’s got his work cut out for him, because judging by the look on the wife’s face, visiting us wasn’t her idea. Lucky for her, this might be the best thing her husband’s ever talked her into. Customer satisfaction is a baseline requirement in this business. And ours is guaranteed.
My friends and I created an ecofriendly line of s*x toys. I know you’re probably rolling your eyes—five male f
