11 Vance “I’m worried.” Leo glances away from the Golden Retriever he’s shampooing in his doggie spa to where Payne is hanging out by the puppy corral. “What?” I pop a chip into my mouth as I sit on the counter watching him. “The kid looks at you like you’re Spider-Man. You’re playing with fire. He’s attached after only three days.” “Nah, Payne loves Ninja Turtles. He’s on the fence with Spider-Man.” I pop another chip into my mouth. Leo shoots me his annoyed look. What can I say? I know what he’s saying, but I can’t be expected to control how awesome I am. “You know what I mean.” He hoses off the big dog, the water spraying back onto his shirt, causing it to cling to his chest. “Do you have that window so women can ogle you?” I look through the cut-out in the wall at the four wome