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Chapter 12: Ye cang vs System

After hearing Mu Qianxue question Ye cang replied while eating, "my name is voe Kang."

Mu Qianxue has a black line on her forehead and she roared, " You Should talk after swallowing, Like this, I can understand a sh*t."

Ye cang said after swallowing the meat, " Seriously can you not be so loud, Burp~ You do not have any manners, My name is Ye cang And I am living here since I was born." Ye cang told her that he was born in this place because he did not know anything about this world so if he tells a lie there will be a great chance to get caught.

Mu Qianxue was so angry after hearing him saying that she has no manners her chest was rising up and down she was holding her anger back. You do not have manners burping like that. Calm down he saved me. This was the reason she was giving herself for not beating him. Hearing him saying that he was born here she did not ask anything further related to this but looked at him deeply then said, " Then have you decided on what to do next or do you want to live here for the rest of your life?"

After hearing Mu Qianxue Question Ye cang thought this is a chance to go with her, But he can't directly say that so he looked at the moon with a loss on his face and said, "Where can I go? Who will accept me?"

"Why would no one accept you? You are Tier 5 Alchemist and a young one at that." Mu Qianxue was very puzzled about this.

Ye cang stood up and walked toward her put his face in front of her and said lightly, " Because I am too handsome so every man who sees me has a sense of inferiority complex." Ye cang was regretting after saying this... why does he have to be so narcissistic at a time like this... it's over it looks like the mission will be more difficult. 

Mu Qianxue was stunned at this moment seeing him so close to her and feeling his breath on her face she blushed and her mind was in chaos so she replied in a daze, "Yes, you are right."

It was now Ye Cang's turn to be stunned. I was just being narcissistic why did she agree to it. He looked at her face which was red like an apple he guessed. Is she the kind of girl who gets shy easily and has a soft heart? Thinking of this he decided to tease her, he lifted her chin and said with melancholy in his eyes, "Right, dear?"

Mu Qianxue looked at Ye cang who was lifting her chin and looking at her, she was so shy and annoyed that she pushed him ran toward the room

while shouting, "Handsome my a*s, You are just a narcissistic and a neurotic person." After that, she closed the door. Inside she was leaning on the door gasping for breath. Her mind was in chaos she just met him today so how could she have such feelings of shyness?.. It must be his fault. but the scene when he was holding her chin keep coming to her mind.

...

He looked at Mu Qianxue who was running back to the room, he was very happy because it feels good to tease such a beautiful lady like this. And now that there was no one around him he wanted to ask system his doubts about the Wish mission. 

He closed his eyes and asked in his mind, "System what is a wish mission? And how do you decide which wish to complete? and what do you get by helping others by fulfilling their wish?... Seriously don't tell me it's to increase the peace and love in the world right?"

"Host doesn't judge anything based on your IQ, every living thing has some wishes that they wanted to be fulfilled during their lifetime, Specially organism with more wisdom, the more wisdom they have the more things they will desire and as for why the system does this host does not have enough permission for that please upgrade system level to know that Stupid host."

Ye cang was speechless after hearing the system's reply... you answer me a fart. After hearing systems insults Ye cang was very angry he said, 

"You are stupid, You can't insult my intelligence I am very smart."

"Host thinks he is smart then the system will ask some question's if the host can answer them then the host is smart. Do want to try it?"

"Try it why not!!" Ye cang replied confidently in his previous life he has completed all the compulsory education can he not answer some question given by the system?

"Are you ready?"

"You ask!"

"The first question, Cucumbers are green! Why are they called cucumbers?"

Ye cang(?_?)

WTF?

What the f**k is this?

Shouldn't you ask for some maths or general knowledge?

"Because...because..."

"Host can't answer right??"

"N-No I can answer but I need some time."

"Host, please don't waste both of our time. You can answer this question after thinking about this, I will ask another question so you can think of them in a bunch" 

"Ok," Ye cang gritted his teeth and said.

"The second question, Lobster is seafood! Why is crayfish not seafood?"

"Huh?"

"Third question, how did nearsighted people manage before glasses were invented?"

"..."

"The fourth question, Why is the freezer a box? Why is the refrigerator a cabinet?"

"The fifth question, The first person in the world who knows that milk can be drunk! what the f**k was he trying to do with cows?"

.......

Like this system asked many questions and then said, " Host please take your time to answer these questions now the system is going back hehe.."

At this time Ye cang was sitting there doubting his life. He did not know whether it was a hallucination or not he felt like the system was laughing.