Chapter 7: BeckettPisces (February 19—March 20)
This morning, the Moon aligns with Uranus (snort) and our feelings and desires turn fiery and impossible to ignore. If you choose to interpret this literally, may I suggest a nice bottle of warming lube? If you’re the more subtle type, you can always get nekkid, tie a bow around your willy, and grease yourself up for your boyfriend when he gets home from work. That’s guaranteed to set your bedroom on fire.
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I lay curled up under my gramma’s old quilt, re-reading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince when my phone buzzed with a new message. I scrunched up my face, reluctant to reach out and grab it. Winter was approaching fast, making my apartment chilly, but I was warm and toasty in my quilt cocoon.
In the future, when it was time
