[Caution: Nudity. Proceed at your own risk.] “Why are you still here?” Cameron asked his cousin who had been pestering him to go out on a bachelor’s night. Matthew Lance was the first cousin and Cameron’s childhood friend. He had been waiting for the future groom to finish his work at his office since the afternoon. Meanwhile, furnished with a reputation of being a Casanova, he chatted with girls on the phone. “Ouch, bro. I already told you, we’re going to go celebrate your - you know?” he said, motioning to the phone. Matthew did not want to spill the secret to the caller. He was set to celebrate Cameron’s last two days of single life despite Cameron’s refusal. “And I told you for the seventh time, no.” Sometimes Cameron wished that Matthew would put his persistent trait to better use