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Karma is a Bitch... The b***h I am going to slap

I could write a book about my day. I think it would be epic.  I mean I might even get best author of the year... Well that's a long shot but I am sure it can happen.  Who am I kidding well anyway lets tune into the conversation up ahead that held no interest what so ever to me. 

"Miss Higgle these are very strong allegations are you sure you have the evidence to support the crime". Here I was inside the office with big Miss Brittney trying hard to get me in trouble. You see the principal isn't  a bad guy, he is actually fun. He likes to be in touch with the students as he put it plus he is gay. Lets get back to the present now shall we. " Yes sir I do.  All you have to do is check her phone.  It's all there" thank god I smashed my phone this morning. " Miss Andrews could you please hand over your phone" I started to laugh...full blown hysterics, it took a while for me to sober down. I stood up " you are so desperate to get me in trouble that you thought that you could use my own phone against me?  You ate pathetic"

" Miss Andrews please can you hand over the phone"

"That's the thing you see Mr. Dickered I don't have it"

" You don't have it? "

" Yes sir,  I am no longer in possession of a phone"

It seems like little miss Barbie couldn't take it more. " Are you really listening to her.  She is a manipulative little... "

" Miss Higgle I am daring you to finish that statement in this office and you wont have to worry about a little s*x tape of yours.  Now if you don't mind I have more pressing issues to deal with,  so show yoir way out and don't let the door hit" now for that last part I had to stifle a laugh. 

*30 minutes later*

I was outside, sitting on the hood of my brother's truck waiting for everyone to get out of class. I closed my eyes and was listening to everything around.  I heard the vehicles driving down the street, I heard birds and I heard running. So lost in what I was hearing I didn't hear the group arrive giving Zander enough time to flick my ear.  Startled I did the first thing that came to mind I punched him in the gut. " That's what you get when you hit her without giving a heads up"  said Ian.

With a roll of the eye " can we get going I am hungry?"

"I thought you would never ask."

" I am beginning to like you Astra."

"Yea me too."