Ten minutes later my pounding boner at last lapsed. Yet it was hours more still before my anxious mind found similar relief, and allowed me to slip back into sleep. 7. Despite such optimism, the next two weeks saw my problems only increase. My unpredictable erections kept sprouting up at the most inconvenient times. I was terribly embarrassed in the cafeteria line, where I could neither escape nor adjust myself in any way. I barely avoided a similar incident on my way to math class. Feeling that damned twitching, I dodged into a men’s room and locked myself in a stall. Dropping my pants I watched myself swell yet again into a raving, craving, blue-veined red-headed monster. Somehow suppressing the idiotic urge to sit down on the commode and jerk myself off, I finally pulled my belt lo