A chill through the spines of lifeless bodies linger through the halls of the Haunted Mansion itself. WIC Company Presents, Gold with the Ghost, presented by s**t face of contestants who are about to meet their ends.
Yup, we start off the story in Las Casa Manavi itself? Confused? it's prologue, what the hell did you expect?
Okay, sorry about that, let me get off towards the story, my name is Tokyo, literally, but this isn't about me yet, it's about a bunch of freaks, so headstrong they went out to march into certain death over some freaking cash, and with a little pleasure.
You can take many idiots as you want, but like Joshua over here, founded himself in a mousetrap caught between two traps, you never seem to learn your listen, enough backplot narration, let's get down to business.
With not knowing where and when to step on, Joshua still lingers towards the corridor, with urine pissing out of his pants.
"Nikal! Nikal! please, don't leave me in here, Nikal!" yelled Joshua onto the cold silence of these dark halls while Nikal remains dead, spiked with a large narrow metal plunged onto his skull onto the further east.
"Guys.. is anyone in here? hello? anyone?" asked Joshua through the mic when suddenly a response comes in. Revealed to be none other than the freak who led them here, Rodolfo.
"I read you clearly Josh, just, tell me where you are?" asked Rodolfo while running away from the crazed lunatic, out to get him.
"I.. I don't know, I.. me and Nikal, we went out into the tunnels, and then.. we got lost, but when we tried to come back, it sent us through the another hall, I don't know where we are, please help." screamed Rodolfo through the mic.
For one moment, Rodolfo thought of dumping him out to leave on his own, "But nah, kid needs Us." he thought, "Why the hell did I sign that contract with the WIC Company to do this? too he thought, but it wasn't necessary.
"Joshua, the structure of this place, it changes over night, alright?" said Rodolfo when the eerie noises emerge from the tunnels.
"Oh shit." said Rodolfo as his heart beats to a point it is heard all the way through his ears, beating out to the rhythm in some ways.
"Rodolfo, what's wrong? are you there? answer me?" asked Joshua
"Yeah, yeah, I'm here, give me a minute." said Rodolfo all while knowing his death draws near, as from the tunnels a mysterious figure latches out, one with tongue at the size of a lamp.
"No." breathed Rodolfo as his last words to which he starts running away while being chased by these.. thing?
"Rodolfo, answer to me, Rodolfo, oh s**t, I'm screwed." said Joshua who drops down in depressed, having no idea what to do next. At least he knows he is screwed, what did you expect kid? think you'll find a bathtub to wash your girlfriend? god, couples are stupid.
"I can't give up, I can't give up on this, I gotta get back, I gotta." said Joshua who steps behind, causing a wave of flame to be burst on in front, as it's tricky traps.
"Oh, dear god, what am I gonna do?" yelled Joshua when a soothing voice takes the living breath out of him at once.
"Joshua, is that you?" asked a voice, revealed to be the girl bestie of dear Joshua. "Anthea? Anthea, thank god, what.. what are you doing in the tunnels?" asked Joshua, not having a single clue, the truth's about to break him.
"I had no choice, one moment we were fine, and then.. (cries) it's Rodolfo, he.. he killed him, he murdered him with his own hands." said Anthea but, wait what?
"Rodolfo? what do you mean? I was talking to him, he was fine, wait did you say kill him?" asked Joshua even though he clearly knew what exactly she mentioned about him.
But with the revelation of one story, another comes into light, or dark in this case, let's take a look at poor Rodolfo.
Eerie noises continue down to the point, where I can hear it all the way from here, wait, nope, I said it wrong, I meant you can hear all the way from there, can't you? Rodolfo does work on his cardio, running off from the very thing that chases him while making pissing on his pants, but what it is exactly?
A beam of light comes into place, revealing the cat out to chase the mics is, a guy, wait, who is this guy again?
"I'm gonna kill you Rodolfo, I'm gonna suck your blood out for what you did!" said the sweet, I forgot what his name is.
"Please... have mercy, have mercy.." squeaked an unorthodox voicebox coming in from Rodolfo's voice itself, but why? Dry cough, could be? or is it Corona, nah, he is negative minded, but what could it be.
With a glimpse of Rodolfo looking back, he reveals his gorgeous eyes in red, skin as thick as ash, which makes perfect senses. He's freaking possessed, isn't he?
"Rodolfo, I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna kill you all, I am gonna.." said the guy with no name as his freakish last words, once a giant bowl knocks him down to the spikes within it. Oh yeah, this place is loaded with spikes, too bad for the sweet guy, having fun hanging around the bowl I guess, see you soon.
And we'll cut out to the guy caught between two pants, traps I meant traps. "That's it, slowly okay, slowly lean onto my hand." said Anthea almost like she's going to bed with him, but come on, girl is at least doing what she can to help her bestie, given you're in her position, would you do the same?
With a tightened grip towards Anthea's hands, Joshua, the kid with s**t pants rides off into safety towards the tunnels, not having a single clue how his French speaking bestie managed to learn English so fast.
With a freaking step forward, Joshua stops, clearing himself through all the tension when suddenly, it hits him like a ringing bell that just stops, get it?
"Wait, Anthea, I thought you didn't speak English?" asked Joshua as his final words, right before he looked aside to find his creepy bestie, as a undead one with worms coming out of her mouth which lunges onto his feet.
"No, no, no, no, this can't be.." begs Joshua as another pair of last words (jeez this kid doesn't quit, does he?) until he eventually gets consumed by the pack of worms when start to bed on him to death within the tunnels.
And yeah, like every other horror movie, you get "urghhh.. ahhh... arugjhhh!" in the voice of dear dead Joshua, but who cares? he's dead, so let's just leave it at that.
The real Anthea, s**t yeah, the real one just comes out the bathroom, all dressed up, having the night of her life with her loved one (Irony, I know right?) who forgot to put his pants or something, cuz he's not here, it's just her, or is it? (a shudder noise comes in close to her)
"Hello? anyone there? Joshua?" asked Anthea in French, but since this isn't exactly french drama, her words are subtitled to you in English, anyways, all while not having a freaking clue (that's right, I said freaking, not.. whatever) what's going on here.
But what is going on here, seriously? looks like we're about to find out, and there he is, the bed of Bathtub boy, the guy with a name? Max, yes, Max, the brother at heart from dead Joshua, finally came into sight with dressed pants but with bare chested.
"Anthea, you okay?" asked Max in French, but.. never mind, you heard it already, anyways when Max asked, she turns, and then.. but oh wait, there is someone behind you Max.
"Max, there is someone behind you." said Anthea but hey, that was my fine, anyway, within minutes of saying that, seconds sorry, Max gets himself killed, with a big bowl of.. sorry, a big hammer, yes a hammer getting squashed onto his face, plunging his head like mashed tomato, while Anthea screams.
"Arghhhhhhhh." screams Anthea (now what did I tell ya?)
Like in every other thriller movie, she starts running towards the opposite direction, just so we're clear, every thriller movie has that right? they don't just jump themselves onto the danger itself, no, that would be crazy, right?
Anyway, as Anthea runs away, with splintering speed of seconds, a hidden danger lurking within the shadows, while the face of death walking in towards the other. "Please.. please get away.. please." said Anthea as her last words right before bumping into the killer crown killer of all, Rodolfo, that's right, the possessed mispot himself.
"I've got you now (giggles creepily) you're mine, you're mine!" yelled Rodolfo in that unorthodox voicebox so loud it attracts the worst of the worst, the hammer killer. "No" yelled the hammer killer, revealing his stinky, edge cutting masterless face with plucked out eyes replaced with.. you know what never mind, I'll move on.
"She is mine, mine!" said the Hammer killer with shushing tone of a burned off barbecue, all while Rodolfo laughs off with a terrifying grin, it splits off the ereiee noise coming from tunnels into two. "You were instructed clearly Hammer killer, I take them outside, you rip them inside!" yelled off Rodolfo.
"I was gonna take them, but you.. your noise made them draw off, I was watching, and you ruined it!" yelled Hammer killer with a sparling rage of brutality.
"You were watching? pff, what type of s**t are you? some kind of bloody p*****t or something? have some class man." said Rodolfo, which to be honest, seems fair, I mean come on, this isn't.. argh.. this freak rating, makes me wanna say s**t, but fine whatever, let's get this s**t show started.
Enough of this, I'll kill you and take her myself!" yelled the hammer killer drawing his hammer towards Rodolfo, while he takes in his own knife, raging onto killing the living s**t out of him.
But what they didn't realize, is the trap in between them, which sets off at a blaze, burning the living crisp out of them as they stand. The End, or was it?