Ho Hum New YearHonestly, if I hear another song about sleigh bells, I’m going to lose it. Exactly who thought it would be a good idea to make candy-coated craptastic songs glorifying a fat man who uses reindeer to bring ‘cheer’ to the planet? Isn’t that animal cruelty? And what’s worse, you had to endure these tunes day in and day out from Thanksgiving to New Year’s. They could’ve used this form of torture in the Inquisition.
I suppose it’s obvious that I’m not a fan of the holidays. I don’t understand the need to put oneself in debt for a year just to buy that perfect present for that special someone. Hogwash. Don’t people realize it’s all a scam?
All right, all right. The real reason I’m grumpy is because Nigel, that beautiful, selfish bastard of a human being, left me on Christmas mor
