Remarkable Ghostbuster System

"Ghost beauty, I beg your mercy. Will you please let me go?" Robert Martin cried as he continued to run.   "Hey, why are you running so fast? I want to know how virgin tastes!” said the female ghost who was chasing Robert, licking her red lips.   Robert cursed under his breath. If it weren’t for his old and disrespectful master who told him to go to the cemetery at night just to find a gold band, he would not be running all over the mountain trying to escape from a ghost.   Suddenly, Robert slipped and fell to the ground.   "Hahaha...Little handsome guy, you can't get away from me now,” the ghost said as she climbed on top of Robert, “Little boy, don’t be afraid… I will be gentle.”   The ghost pressed her full lips against Robert. He could not believe that he was going to lose all of his energy and be killed by a female ghost, he was an exorcist for crying out loud.   He may have been an exorcist in name, and a disciple of exorcist Jason Brown, but his master spent all of his time either hooking up with the widow in the village or flirting with a nun, and sometimes even flirting with the young fortune teller. After being by Jason’s side for more than ten years, he hadn’t learned anything about exorcism.   "Miss, please let me go! I will pray for your soul or how about I give you a beautiful, sexy doll?” Robert pleaded.   However, the ghost didn’t reply, she continued to kiss him all over. Robert was feeling sad, thinking about the fact she was sexually assaulting him.   Suddenly, there was a chime in his ear, “Congratulations to the host for successfully activating the Remarkable Ghostbuster System. The system will begin to merge shortly!”   “Merge successfully! The host is being invaded by Yin spirit. Activate the defense system!”   Robert was startled, and then a rune appeared in his hand. His arm raised up, and touched the female ghost’s chest. He could tell that he had touched something soft but he wasn’t sure what he was doing.   “I didn’t think you would be so horny!” The ghost exclaimed.   “Ghostbuster System, are you helping me or harming me?” Robert cried.   At this moment, a bright, blue lightning streak lit up the dark sky and hit the female ghost that was on top of Robert.   "You... How could you be so vicious...?"   The ghost screamed and turned into faint smoke before disappearing.   "The crisis is gone and the host will regain control of his body," Robert heard before another wave of electronic sounds.   He was able to move freely again; he got up and fixed his clothes, “Ghostbuster System, why are you helping me?”   "Because you are the host recognized by the system. From now on, the Remarkable Ghostbuster System will assist you. Also, you do not need to speak, you communicate with your mind.”   Robert was overjoyed with getting the treasure. With the system, he would be the CEO and marry a beautiful woman. However, he couldn’t think about that, he had to search the cemetery for the gold band that his master needed.   After finding it, Robert quietly crept back into the temple and fell asleep mumbling to himself, “I got the band you wanted, Master.”   **   Early the next morning, Robert opened his eyes and touched the gold band on the table.   "Well..." Jason nodded in satisfaction, as he took a large gulp of wine to wash down his chicken drumstick. He stated, “Since you have completed the final trial, I am able to leave…”   Robert snarled, "Master, are you going to pass away, or are you just going to another church to spend time with the nuns?”   Jason almost spat out his food, he slammed his fist down and said, “How can you be so disrespectful? I will not die, and I will never hook up with any nuns! I just watched the sky last night and saw that there was something wrong. Therefore, I want to travel the world and explore!” Trying to hold back his laugh, Robert commented, “Master, it’s fine if you lie to others, but don’t lie to me. Everyone knows how minimal your skills are. Watching the sky and traveling the world? Really, who are you fooling? It would be better to stay at the temple. Don’t you enjoy eating and drinking?”   Jason wanted to grab Robert and punch him in the mouth, but he was leaving so he let him go, “This time I really want to travel the world. I don’t know when I will or if I will come back.”   After another mouthful of wine, Jason continued, “When I leave, you don’t have to stay in the temple. Go to the outside world to practice and gain more experience.”   Hearing the seriousness in his voice, Robert could tell that his master was being honest.   "Robert, you can go to New York to practice yourself. It would be great if you have a chance to return to school," There were tears in Jason's eyes, but he forced a smile and said, "I heard that the girls there are good-looking. I have been patiently waiting for you to find a girlfriend.”   He took out five one-hundred-dollar bills and put them in Robert’s hand. The tears swell in Robert’s eyes, he was an orphan. If he hadn’t been supported by his master all these years, he would have… it was too hard to think about.   Although Jason hadn’t taught him any exorcism skills, Robert would not forget the eighteen years of support. Without saying another word, Robert walked away to pack his things and prepared to say goodbye to his master.   He sighed as they walked out of the temple together. Leaving the only home, he had known, Robert was trying to hold his emotions in. Suddenly he thought of the Ghostbuster System, he began to tell Jason about the events but when he looked up there was nothing but a cloud of mist in front of him.   Shaking his head with disbelief, Robert realized he had no choice but to go to New York.