Book 2 Chapter 13 Matt’s a dumbass Markus After taking several showers and tossing my clothes into the trash, I dressed and went downstairs. Nate and Elias were sitting on the couch, talking. “Okay, who’s the dumbass that fed your family terrible food, giving them food poisoning?” I asked yin and yang. “Dad,” they said. I shook my head. Matt is a dumbass. What the hell is wrong with him? You don’t eat food from a random truck. That’s what happens when you don’t watch tv and read all the damn time. Kayden and Jayden burst through the door and stopped. I squinted my eyes and turned my head at my boys. “Oh, hey, Daddy-O,” Kayden said. “What did you do?” I asked. I’m no dummy and know when my boys are up to no good. “We did nothing,” Jayden said. The boys took off as Hayden reached