"Natasha really cannot dance; it s so bad, it s painful, but she seems to embrace it like a champ, and we end up giggling ridiculously. I try showing her how to shimmy but she just can t, how to sexy wiggle, which is worse than bad, and even for the life of me, I try showing her how to just sway side to side and fake a dance, but each and every attempt is just hopeless. I have never known a woman have such little fluidity to her movements as her, and she seems so prim and proper out there that I have to rescue her before this starts to become embarrassing. I shake my head when it s clear the new faster beat to the next song is beyond her capabilities and drag her back to the bar above, back into the fold of Arrick s friends in a happier mood, strangely light and forgetting everything
