"From the banging around in the kitchen and the smell of food for the last few minutes, I assume the one known as girlfriend is being all domestic and s**t and acting like the good little housewife she aspires to be. I ve managed to dry my hair into some sort of straight silkiness without having straighteners and I m literally starving. I ended up leaving most of my smoothie out in the Livingroom and it will be ruined by now, warm and melted and totally unpalatable."
"I can hear Arry talking to her as I make my way out, swallowing down that tide of sheer grrrr I always get when she s around, and walk casually out into the middle of the room; unaffected by the presence of the little dark cloud in the apartment."
"I catch sight of him leaning his butt against the kitchen counter,
